Before we go anywhere, the disclaimer and the story does get better. So please continue.

I, MercilessAngel, do not own Lord of the Rings©, Inuyasha©, or YuYu Hakusho©. But I do own a Sesshoumaru plushie. I love you Zozo.

MercilessAngel: Hello people. This is my first fanfic but not my first writing. My writing tends to be funny with some serious, some romance, and a lot of crazy. You have been warned. And now to BloodStainedLove.

BloodStainedLove: I also do not own Lord of the Rings©, Inuyasha©, or YuYu Hakusho©. I do own a Yusuke and Kuawbara plushie. (MA: She burned a hole through Yusuke's head)

Dead Demons and Giant Spiders

Aries's POV

This day would have started as painful and horrid as any other except for the fact that Fate had decided that being a teenage female struggling through life wasn't enough. She decided that we needed something a little more. Today we should have gone to school, been tortured, taken tests, then slowly crawled home where we would be drowning in a pile of homework, but not today.

It was February 5 and warmer than last month but still cold enough to wear a jacket. Me, Aryea but everyone calls me Aries, and Alana, but everyone calls her Button, were minding our own on our way to school and WAM, a giant blue phoenix swooped down and we were gone.

Now a backpack is a backpack no matter how you wear it or what color it is, but when you and your friends' backpacks suddenly get sucked into a swirling blue vortex of Doom, something makes those backpacks not so normal. Black, mine and oh so stylish, and Button's Blue, its cool I guess, merge to make a super backpack of DOOM, muahahah! Muahahaha! Now we had a magic backpack.

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Awakening to someone kicking your side isn't exactly nice. But button isn't exactly the nicest person in the world. Very mean sometimes, this is one of those times.

"Why are you kicking me, Button?"

"Because you wouldn't wake up."

"Well I'm up now."

That's another thing about Button, she's like a short fuse and burning quickly, very impatient.

"Where do you think we are, Aries?"

"Oh I know we're in Middle Earth." You can note the sarcasm.

"Why yes actually you are."

This is the point where we turn around and faint because standing behind us is…

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InuTaisho. If you want to be shocked to the point of fainting you need to be attacked by a blue phoenix, dumped in Middle Earth, and then confronted by InuTaisho. That will shock you socks off. (MA: Oh my god that was so cheesy! O.O)

Now waking up and suppressing my erg to scream till I woke the dead I got up and saw InuTaisho in all his glory. All seven feet of him.

"This is a joke. Some sick, twisted joke. You don't exist, this isn't Middle Earth, and I wasn't attacked by a blue phoenix."

"Of course I exist; I'm standing in front of you."

"No you are not"

"Yes I am"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes I am, now shut up!"

"…." You would think that this argument would have awoken Button while waking the dead but Button is a heavy sleeper/unconscious person.

So pulling together my love for Button and doing what any would do I kicked her and hoped it would wake her.

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Pain. Sharp pain. Either that was one hell of a mosquito or Aries just kicked me. Going with the latter I decided to torture first, ask questions later. Jumping up I come face to chest with the seven foot formerly dead, former lord of the western lands, InuTaisho. (this means thoughts) (Yes! Thank you god! It's InuTaisho and he's standing right in front of me. Yes! )

Throwing caution to the wind I squealed, jumped, and clung to him like a second skin.

"I would appreciate it if you would reframe from screeching, and remove yourself from my person."

After that I was told that I had gone into shock and Aries had to forcefully peel me off him. She just HAD to ruin my moment. She would pay.

"Now I am only here for a short time. To tell you, you are here to do great good and to give you this," As he pulled a long bundle from his clothing.

"…NOOOOOOOOO!" Swoosh! …and that was the sound of the sound barrier breaking and ear drums popping.

Somewhere else

"Oww... I think my ears are bleeding," a gritty voice growled.

Back to you

"Nooo… we're marry-sues, this can't get worse"

"Yes it can, didn't you hear him,"You are here to do great good". We're gonna be super marry-sues and we're gonna be perfect and walk on water! Noooo!"

"NO-"

"Scream again and Kami help me I'll kill you and might not bring you back." Well you can guess who growled that.

"……."

"So what's in the bundle?" was my brilliant scheme to break the ice.

"That you shall have to find out on you own," typical riddles.

"Great… can I hug you again?"

"No" and with that he shoved the bundle at us and floated away.

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"What do you suppose we do?" was my ever important question.

"Why don't you use your wonderful sense of directions to get us somewhere?"

"Because I lost it…"

"Then what?"

"We could…. open the bundle…"

I looked down at the bundle laying so innocently in my arms and thought of the horrors it could house. We set it down and commenced to stare at each other.

"You open it"

"Nah, you open it"

"Rock, paper, scissors?"

"Deal"

"Rock"

"Paper"

"Scissors"

I lost, again. Bad timing really. Following my fate I opened the bundle and nearly screamed in delight. Lying before me was Tenseiga and Tetsusaiga.

And one thought flowed through my mind.

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are going to be pissed

"Ok who gets what?" Button questioned

"Well I want Tenseiga"

"Why, all the stupid thing does is heal and revive people"

"Do not insult sword! He is all powerful"

"No Hiei is all powerful"

"You wish!"

"Hiei has gravity defying hair!"

"No Hiei has nappy hair full of rats!"

"Take that back"

"NO! And his green skin makes him look FAT!"

"Ahhhhhh"

Knowing I now faced death by biting I grabbed Tenseiga, turned tail, and ran.

Right into a giant web.

Full of giant spiders.

That's all for now. Please be patient and review. I will be putting all translations down here.

Kami - god