It was a dark and stormy night DUN DUN DAAA!!!
No really it was DARK and STORMY and at NIGHT time…MUHAHAHA
A#1/N: This will be the one story you will ever read that will completely rock your socks and blow you out of the water. I don't mean to brag but it's that good (HAHA I can tell you are bubbling with jealously). Okay I'm bragging but I have the right because the story is amazing! Prepare yourself for the ultimate reading experience… THE LOST AKITO!
A#2/N: From the other author. I don't know what she is talking about. This will make no coherent sense, so good luck trying to follow this story.
Chapter one: Named chapter one. (lack of creativity)
"I can't believe they are still alive, who could have done such a thing?" The mysterious detective mutters to himself, under his breath, (yet it is still audible to everyone around him). "Someone call an ambulance."
"When they wake up… if they wake up do you think we can find out who did this unspeakable crime?" Another mysterious person asks who has come from nowhere.
"Doubtful… they may have been traumatized." He whispers to the wind. "What could have been the motive? I wonder so often why humanity has people that commit such horrible offenses?"
The sirens of the ambulance came closer as the mysterious detective walks away dropping a single cigarette into the wind, setting on fire everything in the area and destroying any evidence for the crime.
"Who could have done such a horrible thing?" he comments to himself as continues to walk away unaware of his own contribution to the destruction.
It was a normal night (a dark and stormy normal night). Shigure, Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo were doing whatever they do on dark and stormy nights. Lightning flashed, thunder rumbled and so did Shigure's stomach!
"Dinner is ready!" exclaimed Tohru enthusiastically. In a flash, Shigure came running out of his office and sat down at his normal spot at the table.
"Oh, Tohru-kun, my flower, you make the most wonderful meals!" he laughed dramatically as he waved his chopsticks in the air.
Moments later Yuki and Kyo came down to the table as well.
The group sat at the table enjoying their meals when Tohru asked. "Shigure-san, Kyo-kun, how was your trip to Akito-san's?"
Shigure opened his mouth as if to answer, when Kyo so rudely interrupted.
"Trip! TRIP!! What a waste of MY time! That #$#$ Akito wasn't even there! I swear the next time I get a hold of his scrawny little neck I'll…" growled Kyo as he wringed his hands around the napkin, but immediately stopped when he saw Tohru's look of horror! "What I mean is that…ah…just forget it…"
"Baka neko."
"What was that ya #&$ RAT!!!" screamed Kyo as the lights went out.
"Eeep." Cried Tohru. The room was pitch black, except for the flashes of lightning from the storm that was still raging outside.
Deadly silence clouded over the group no one dared to move. A knock came from the door causing Shigure and Tohru to scream bloody murder.
"Yuki-kun, Kyo-kun, quickly go answer the door," Shigure ordered.
"It's your house you answer the $$ door!" yelled back Kyo (apparently the weather made him weak but his mouth was working just fine.)
"Honda-san are you alright?" asked Yuki with a worried tone in his voice.
"Ah…Hai."
After a long debate with Kyo, Shigure said his farewells and dramatically goes to answer the door. (By this time the person at the door was getting really impatient and was pounding at the door, who could blame them it was pouring outside!).
Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru, all waited in silence for Shigure's return, but it never came.
"Ah...guys…um… what do you think is taking him so long?" Tohru asked with a hint of fear.
"Maybe someone should check," Yuki suggested.
"Great, why don't you check ya #$& rat."
Sighs, "Fine."
Yuki proceeds through the hallway. It was so dark he had to run his hand along the wall so that he had an idea where he was going. There was a faint howling that swept through the hallway as he got closer to the door. When he reached the door to his utter HORROR there was no one there. Nothing, not even the door, it was ripped off. Despite himself he screamed in high pitched girly fashion.
Tohru, at hearing this, leapt to her feet but tripped over the table in the process. Kyo ran to her side and helped her up and they both stumbled to where the door used to exist. There they found Yuki gaping out at nothing, because there was nothing there!
Tohru shrieked, "SHIGURE!"
Kyo looked out in disbelief. What could have happened!?
When lightning struck, they all turned around to find that a raven was sitting on the floor tapping it with its talons, there next to its feet laid a shiny object. "Shiny. Shiny," proclaimed the raven.
All three of them stared in disbelief not able to say anything, the raven just talked!
Gathering her courage Tohru asked the raven, "Have you seen Shigure-san?"
With a mysterious glint in its eye the raven replied, "Nevermore." Then flew off out of where the door was supposed to be.
Kyo was losing it (Hey so are we!)"What the $# is happening!? Missing doors and now talking crows!"
"Ravens," Yuki corrected, "talking ravens."
"Eh? What about Shigure-san we should all be really worried!" cried out Tohru who was extremely shaken at this time.
"Honda-san don't worry, I'm sure Shigure will be fine…maybe," Yuki reassured.
"Oi, what's this?" Kyo inquired as he bent down to pick up the shiny object that had originally attracted the raven. "AHH! A knife! What the #$#!" Kyo screamed as he scrambled back dropping the knife.
"Knife? Eh?? Oh no Kyo-kun are you okay!" Tohru asked with concern laced into her voice.
"Fine," he replied nursing his bleeding finger.
"Hmm…knife, missing door, talking raven, this can only mean one thing…Shigure's dead." Yuki said nonchalantly.
"EH??? No!...I mean how could this happen!!"
"Honda-san don't worry I am just joking let's not jump to conclusions."
"Eh…heh…hai."
Yuki turned slowly around facing no one in particular, "It does seem like one of those crummy horror stories doesn't it?"
Flash of lightning for dramatic effect….DUN DUN DAAAA!!!!
END CHAPTER (maybe story)
A#1/N: If you didn't catch the motto to our story yet it's…Smoking is bad for you, it can kill. Well wasn't that story just great! I know! And you can read more because we are going to have more chapters…I think. Well anyways REVIEW!! And really I don't mind flamethrowers because they make me laugh.
A#2/N: I do agree with author#1, smoking is a horrible thing to do, and it's icky too. Besides that everything is well...never mind. Hope you liked it! -; Just don't send us flamethrowers if you liked it, we don't like them that much.