When Pigs Fly
by IHaveASiriusObsession
Disclaimer: Harry Potter = JKR
A/N: Originally this idea morphed from a song I was listening to, Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy. On their Infinity On High album, there's a picture of a sheep with wings. The sheep ultimately reminded me of the saying "when pigs fly," so I thought I'd get a bit creative with it. Enjoy : )
The first time he asked her out, she had said,
"When pigs fly!"
So he got a pig and made it fly.
The second time he asked her out, she had said,
"When hell and earth collide!"
So he covered the common room with jars of everlasting fire.
The third time, she had said,
"When I see snow in summer!"
So he waved his wand and made snow fall in ninety degree weather.
The fourth time, she had said,
"When I see the back of my head!"
So he handed her a mirror.
The fifth time, she had said,
"Kiss the giant squid and I might reconsider."
And so, he did.
On the fifty-sixth time, she had said,
"You have made pigs fly, hell and earth collide, made it snow in the mid of summer.... Can I ask one more thing?"
He said anything she wanted would be hers.
"Will you hold me forever and never let me go?"
And he did.