I want to apologize for my old British chapter. I think it's offensive and I was only trying to make it accurate to the iCarly characters' personalities. So I made this new one, and I hope you like it better. I'm sorry, again!
Sam was hurrying to class when she bumped into her friend Freddie. She was astonished to see him, for he had been away for a week. She was just itching to find where the nub had been.
"Whoops!" he said, "Sorry, Sam."
"Where've you been?!" Sam yelled. Freddie knitted his brow in confusion.
"Uh, the men's room?" he answered. Sam rolled her eyes.
"Not that, nub!" she shouted, "Where've you been for the past week?!" Freddie sighed.
"I told you already!" he yelled, "Me and my mom went to Britain for a week for vacation!"
"When'd you tell me you were going to Britain?" Sam asked. She had heard the word "Britain" used several times in Freddie's absence, but she hadn't heard the word "Freddie" in the same sentence. Or maybe she had, and was just too consumed in Girly Cow or ham to notice.
"On Monday, before I left!" he yelled, "Wow, how oblivious are you?" He ducked out of the way of her swinging fist in time to hit his head on the lockers behind him. He uttered an "Ow!" as he staggered to stand.
"Nice one, Fredward." Sam said, and he glared at her, "So, why Britain?"
"London's got a lot of cool and beautiful sights." Freddie answered, "Buckingham Palace, Westminster Abbey, Madame Tussauds, Wimbledon…the only beautiful thing they don't have is-" He stopped before he answered.
"What don't they have that's beautiful?" Sam asked. Freddie turned red.
"Uh, just…" he stuttered, "Just…the…Eiffel Tower! Yeah, that's really, you know, beautiful…too…"
"Well, okay then." Sam said, eyeing her nervous friend suspiciously, "See ya' then." She walked off in search of her other friend Carly and Freddie let out a shaky breath.
"And you." he mumbled dreamily.