Killing Alagaesia's Sanity

OR

The totally wacko adventures of a psycho fan girl and her sidekick the anti-social vampire

A/N- I know that this idea has been done so many, many, many times but I decided to finally give it a try because there were so many times in the books I just felt like telling someone- No, duh, captain obvious! Or telling someone, most of the time it was Eragon, Are you serious?! The answer's right in front of you!. So this way I can finally tell them what I think. Besides I have something other fan fictions don't- A guy gets sent to Alagaesia, I know strange. So please review even if it's to tell me how much I suck or to tell me I made mistakes but please, please tell me what you think. I'm not a mind reader so I need you guys to tell me what you think.

Disclaimer- If I owned this a lot of things would be different.

The Part Where We Magically Disappear

To say I was bored was probably the biggest understatement of the century. I was way beyond the point of bored, that's why I needed something fun to do.

" Blake." I whispered to my rather unfortunate science partner.

He turned a page from the book he was reading and made some more notes.

" Psst, Blake…" I repeated a bit louder.

Once again he ignored me.

I sighed. "Blakey." I whispered loudly earning myself a glare from the mean librarian.

Blake finally looked up. " What?" He asked clearly irritated.

" What are you doing?" I asked innocently.

He gave me one of those I-really-want-to-kill-Joey glares. " I'm working which is what you should be doing."

I rolled my eyes. " Come on, work is for the people with no life. Let's go explore!"

Blake didn't even bother replying. I sighed. " Fine, I'm leaving."

" If you leave then you'll have to do it all at last minute." He reminded me.

" That's what coffee's for." I replied unfazed as I started to put my books away. I peered over his shoulder. " Besides, you're almost done."

" That's not the point." He said as he started to put away some of his notes.

" Then what is?" I asked watching him gather his stuff, but as usual he didn't answer. " Come on Blake, let's go exploring!"

" Please?" I asked as he kept walking toward the elevators. I knew that if he made it to the library's lobby I would lose him and therefore I would have nobody to annoy.

" For the last time no." He replied. He pressed the call button for the elevator.

" Please, Blake, be a good friend for once."

The elevator came and we got on. " No."

" Geez, you're such a spoilsport!" I yelled since we were the only ones in the elevator. I looked to where he was going. I noticed he hadn't put what floor he was going to. Hmmm, I thought evilly. My finger slipped to the top floor.

" I really don't care Joanna."

I stuck out my tongue at him for calling me my full name. Then the doors opened. We were standing on a deserted hallway that led to the older parts of the library.

" What are we doing here." Blake wondered briefly before I pushed him outside into the hallway.

" We're exploring!" I said brightly as I dragged him along. We went into one of the first rooms. Furniture was piled up there. " Boring." I said.

Blake trudged along reluctantly. " Joanna you do know that there are ghosts up here?"

" Yea, that's why I'm not stupid enough to be alone." I replied as I went into some of the other rooms. At the far end there was one filled with books.

" Wow, it's like a mini library." I said as I wandered through the shelves of books.

I lost Blake as I headed deeper and deeper into the room. I kept going to the back until I came to a door. " Hey Blake?"

There was no answer. " Blake?" I tried again. Again there was no response. Damn, I thought, he left.

I started waling to towards the elevators again when I heard something. " Hello?" I asked tentatively. Ok, Joey, I told myself, no one is following you. It's just a figment of your imagination.

Again I heard the footsteps behind me. I whirled around only to find empty space.

I stayed there for a moment.

I let out a sigh as thunder started rolling. I glanced out of the windows and saw that it was starting to get really cloudy. I kept walking and once again I heard the same footsteps. The lights overhead started to dim and I started to feel myself get a bit creeped out.

I started headed to the door when I saw lightning flash and the lights went out. I cursed my bad luck. I realized that there was no way out of here since the stairs for the upper part where under re-construction and the only way up was the elevator.

I heard the footsteps again and I backed away slowly as I tried to calm my rapid heart. Then I hit something hard.

Slowly I turned around to find someone towering over me obscured in the shadows.

" Holy Shit!" I yelled as I backed away quickly.

Then I heard him laugh. " Blake." I said angrily. I punched him. " You stupid vampire!"

He chuckled a bit more. " I didn't know that it was so easy to scare you! Besides how am I a vampire?"

" Because you scared my half to death! Besides vampires prey on unsuspecting innocent victims."

" Oh right, you're so innocent. Next thing you'll be telling me you're the victim. Any ways it was your idea to come here."

I rolled my eyes. The lights started to flicker back on. " Come on, let's go."

" I don't think we should. I mean, who knows the lights could go off while we're in the elevator." He said seriously.

" Yea, but it we stay here then the lights could go off and then we might be stuck in here for a long time."

He nodded. " Maybe you're right."

Thankfully the lights stayed on as we headed to the elevators.

"Ok, , so why'd you decide to scare me?" I asked because it was so out of place for Blake to actually play a prank on me.

He shrugged. " Like you always say, it was the perfect moment just begging to be used."

I nodded. " I'm glad to have finally rubbed off on you."

He smiled. " I hope not."

Suddenly the elevator lurched. I felt myself grab onto the one of the metal bars on the side. " Holy…what was that?"

As if it were responding the elevator started lurching again like in an earthquake. The lights started to flicker on and off as the elevator swayed side to side. I was getting dizzy.

All of a sudden, the lights went out and everything stopped.

" Blake?" I heard myself ask.

" Huh?" Came his response.

" Are we going to die because I'm too young to die." I said. I glanced at him once he hadn't responded.

To my surprise there was a smile on his face. " I really don't know. Besides I'm younger than you so you're not too young to die."

Then the elevator lights turned on again and the elevator started moving. We both sighed with relief.

The elevator gave it's pleasant ding and the doors opened.

My jaw dropped. This was so not the library. We were in the middle of a giant field. All around us there was just grass, grass and yup, you guessed it more grass. I could see mountains somewhere near the horizon.

Beside me Blake said what we were both thinking. " Where the hell are we?"

I had no idea.

Ok, so this is it for now. I'm going to try to update as soon as possible so in the meantime please review.