A/N: I am insane! This is a story inspired by Gypsy, which is about how the characters won't let me finish my story. Confusing? Yes. Yes it is. Oh well, try your best!
Chapter 1: Will They Ever Shuddup?
Harry was walking to Transfiguration when-
Harry-"Hold on a bit."
Me-What?
Harry-"Aren't I always walking to Transfiguration when 'something' happens?"
Me-No. Now can we PLEASE get on with the story?
Harry-"Sure sure."
So, Harry was walking to Transfiguration when all of a sudden Ginny Weasely ran right into him. Gin-
Ginny-"Um excuse me, miss author lady, could I NOT be a total prat when I bump into him and be all like 'Oh no! I've just bumped into The Boy That Lived!'"
Harry-"It's The Boy WHO Lived!"
Ginny-"Oh don't be such a whiney baby, Harry."
Ron-"Don't call Harry a whiney baby, you brat."
Me-Okay, Ron? What the hell are YOU doing here?
Ginny-"Like HE knows."
Me-Oh God..... Here we go.....
Hermione-"So what's all this then?"
Me-I'm trying to finish my fanfiction story, but They're all fighting and pissing me off! HEY! Wait a second! What are YOU doing here Hermione?! I didn't invite you!
Hermione-"That's right. I'm NEVER invited ANYWHERE. I'M the BRAINY one. No, I don't have ANY time for fun, AT ALL. You people are dumb!"
Ron-"Don't call us dumb!"
Hermione-"Except for Ginny, because at least she understands me!"
Ginny-*Sticks tongue out at Ron.* "PHBBBBBBB!!!!!"
Harry-"Can't we all just get along?!"
Hermione, Ron and Ginny at the same time- "NO!!!"
Me-Apparently not.
Hermione-"Fanfic author lady, will you make Ron leave in this story?"
Ron-"HEY! I resent that comment you-you-you gofer!!!"
Hermione-"Prepare to DIE!!!" *commences with pulling Ron's hair and generally beating him down.*
Me-That's IT!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!! Ron, to the first corner!
Hermione-"HA ha!"
Me-Hermione, you go to the second corner!
Hermione-"but-but..."
Me-No buts. Harry, just -sit- there. Ginny, you go to the third corner.
Ginny-"But I didn't do anything!"
Me-I DON'T CARE. Just do it.
Me-Damn these characters are hard to control.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny- "HEY!!!!!"
Me-*Shuts the computer off.* Damn. Thought that was never gonna end.
A/N: Yeah, I know. Corny. But, hey, I'm allowed to, in accordance with the prophecy. Don't ask questions.
Chapter 1: Will They Ever Shuddup?
Harry was walking to Transfiguration when-
Harry-"Hold on a bit."
Me-What?
Harry-"Aren't I always walking to Transfiguration when 'something' happens?"
Me-No. Now can we PLEASE get on with the story?
Harry-"Sure sure."
So, Harry was walking to Transfiguration when all of a sudden Ginny Weasely ran right into him. Gin-
Ginny-"Um excuse me, miss author lady, could I NOT be a total prat when I bump into him and be all like 'Oh no! I've just bumped into The Boy That Lived!'"
Harry-"It's The Boy WHO Lived!"
Ginny-"Oh don't be such a whiney baby, Harry."
Ron-"Don't call Harry a whiney baby, you brat."
Me-Okay, Ron? What the hell are YOU doing here?
Ginny-"Like HE knows."
Me-Oh God..... Here we go.....
Hermione-"So what's all this then?"
Me-I'm trying to finish my fanfiction story, but They're all fighting and pissing me off! HEY! Wait a second! What are YOU doing here Hermione?! I didn't invite you!
Hermione-"That's right. I'm NEVER invited ANYWHERE. I'M the BRAINY one. No, I don't have ANY time for fun, AT ALL. You people are dumb!"
Ron-"Don't call us dumb!"
Hermione-"Except for Ginny, because at least she understands me!"
Ginny-*Sticks tongue out at Ron.* "PHBBBBBBB!!!!!"
Harry-"Can't we all just get along?!"
Hermione, Ron and Ginny at the same time- "NO!!!"
Me-Apparently not.
Hermione-"Fanfic author lady, will you make Ron leave in this story?"
Ron-"HEY! I resent that comment you-you-you gofer!!!"
Hermione-"Prepare to DIE!!!" *commences with pulling Ron's hair and generally beating him down.*
Me-That's IT!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!! Ron, to the first corner!
Hermione-"HA ha!"
Me-Hermione, you go to the second corner!
Hermione-"but-but..."
Me-No buts. Harry, just -sit- there. Ginny, you go to the third corner.
Ginny-"But I didn't do anything!"
Me-I DON'T CARE. Just do it.
Me-Damn these characters are hard to control.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny- "HEY!!!!!"
Me-*Shuts the computer off.* Damn. Thought that was never gonna end.
A/N: Yeah, I know. Corny. But, hey, I'm allowed to, in accordance with the prophecy. Don't ask questions.