A/N MUSICFABLE! Let's hope this works well! I don't know if it will, but oh well! Let's watch and see. R n R!
Don't own anyone, but Zero and Alex
MAMBO!
"Need some he-"
"No."
"You didn't even let me f-"
"I know."
"Oh so you know what I'm-"
"Yes."
"Okay, what number am I thinking o-"
"Twenty Six."
"…Your hood looks stupid," Alex said.
Shadow Tamer ignored him and continued working on the potion in the cauldron with Warlic.
"Two Eyes of Newt," Warlic read off the book.
"Check," Shadow Tamer said, throwing them in.
"A pint of Sandsea sand."
"Check."
"And a cup of Dragon urine."
"…Check, thanks for helping the cause Zero," Shadow Tamer said.
Welcome! It was easy!
"Right, now we just let it simmer for half an hour," Warlic said as he light some wood under the cauldron on fire, MAGICALLY! Letting the orange potion bubble.
"Was that really necessary?" Shadow Tamer asked.
Well….no…but I wanted to say it…
"Sigh…fine…"
"Come, let us go take a short walk… the potion is stinking," Warlic said, sniffing the air. With those words said, Warlic, Alex, and Shadow Tamer walked out the door back outside of Warlic's tent.
"Huh? What do we have here?" Zorbak asked, sneaking into Warlic's tent. "Sniff…sniff…AW GROSS! This potion is horrible! And not in the EBIL way! Hmmm… maybe a little ebil would help?" Zorbak smiled. The blue Moglin's staff glowed black and he dipped it into the cauldron. Suddenly the potion glowed blue, then purple, then turned orange again. "Hehehe…. MAJOR EBIL COMING! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Dude… don't ruin it… you're overdoing it.
"The potion looks better," Alex said as everyone walked in.
"It looks the same," Shadow Tamer said.
"Just saying."
"Hmmm…"
"Something wrong Warlic?" Alex asked.
"I do not -"
BWOOSH!
The potion suddenly glowed and blew up, soaking everyone in the potion. It then reformed together in a ball and floated into the air, high above.
"That's weird," Alex said.
Daddy! Uncles! Look! It's raining!
"Raining?" Warlic asked and everyone ran out. Orange rain hit them, but it only lasted for a few minutes. It then stopped, and the clouds disappeared.
"…What just happened?" Shadow Tamer asked.
"Something must have happened to the potion. You two may go back to Falconreach while I investigate. Thank you for your help," Warlic thanked, walking back into his tent.
"What do you think was up with that rain?" Alex asked.
"Dunno… let's not think about it. Come on," Shadow Tamer advised, walking to the portal, with the Dragonlord and Dragon quickly following.
"What do you think? Valencia or Robina?" Alex asked
"Huh?" Shadow Tamer asked as they had some drinks at the Falconreach inn.
"Who's hotter?"
"…Is a women's body ALL you care about?"
"NO! I care about their hair and face two!"
"Sigh…"
"Let's see… Robina, Celestia, Valencia, Serenity, Ballyhoo, Fae, or Ayane? All are cute and hot in their own way…" Alex said, looking at the Ranger, Priestess, Treasure Hunter, Wood Elf, Catgirl, and Ninja. "Hmmmm… MAN! NOT TOO MENTION ALL THE OTHER HOT GIRLS IN THIS CITY!"
"Maybe you should sing about, might help you choose," Shadow Tamer joked.
"GOOD IDEA!" Alex said, jumping on to the table. Suddenly Alex glowed and all his armor turned into a white suit, white pants, and white hat with a black line on it appeared in the air. Alex took the hat and put it in his hands.
Why is Daddy wearing 90s clothes?
"…I have no idea," Shadow Tamer whispered.
Alex began napping his fingers and smiled. "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo #5!" Alex yelled as the girls looked at him.
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride
To the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Alex jumps off the table and grabs Robina's head
Beer bust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
Alex lets go off and dances with Celestia, Valencia, and Serenity
I like Robina, Celestia, Valencia, Serenity
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg and you my lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet
Alex looks at each of the girls, dancing and singing
A little bit of Robina in my live
A little bit of Celestia by my side
A little bit of Valencia is all I need
A little bit of Serenity is what I see
A little bit of Reens in the sun
A little bit of Nythera all night long
A little bit of Alesis here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Alex jumps up and down and shakes his to the beat. He then does a backflip putting his hands on the ground and then landing on the ground, sliding from left to right and forward and back
Jump and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Other adventures join in with Alex's dance
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right
A mike appears and Alex grabs it, singing
A little bit of Robina in my live
A little bit of Celestia by my side
A little bit of Valencia is all I need
A little bit of Serenity is what I see
A little bit of Reens in the sun
A little bit of Nythera all night long
A little bit of Alesis here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
A little bit of Robina in my live
A little bit of Celestia by my side
A little bit of Valencia is all I need
A little bit of Serenity is what I see
A little bit of Reens in the sun
A little bit of Nythera all night long
A little bit of Alesis here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Alex flirts with each of the girls, giving them a flashy smile and one liner
I do all to
Fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch and sky
"ALEX!" Shadow Tamer yelled.
"Huh?" Alex asked.
"Do you know what you were doing?"
"What?"
Daddy was dancing and singing! You very good at it!
"…Me? Singing? AND DANCING!?" Alex screamed. "That's impossible!"
"Actually you were," Celestia said. "Along with everyone else in the Inn."
"…We better go see Warlic to investigate this," Shadow Tamer said.
As soon as the two walked out they saw a large gang of people dancing. They were all doing the SOULJA BOY DANCE!
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
"Let's hurry," Shadow Tamer advised.
"Right behind you!" Alex yelled, running after.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
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