AN: Hello! This is a rewritten version of my old Harry Potter chatroom story, it is basically the same, minus a few mishaps that drove me nuts! Thank you guys SO much for reading. I love and appreciate you all! And, this is set in no specific time or book for the record, so please ignore crazy out of canon stuff. Thank you!


1of2: Welcome to Weasley dot org, home of the first Hogwarts chatroom!
2of2: u were supposed to stop at "dot org"
1of2: oops, lol
2of2: : I
1of2: let's try this again....
2of2: okay!
1of2: Welcome to Weasley dot org, home of the FIRST Hogwarts chatroom!
2of2: U did it again! you just emphasized "first" this time!
1of2: $%#&
2of2: lol. its okay.
1of2: you know it's REALLY hard to say :(
2of2: It's alright, lets try again, ready?
1of2: I am ready!
2of2: you sure, ur not gonna say it again?
1of2: yes! er, NO! I'm gonna say it right!
2of2: okay, Take three! go!
1of2: Okay, Welcome to Weasley dot org -
2of2: - home of the first Hogwarts chatroom!

1of2: Yayz!
2of2: w00t w00t! u were great.
1of2: thx!

-HarryP has entered chat room-

2of2: our 1st guest!
HarryP: Hey guys, what's all this about?
1of2: it's about world domination of course!;-)
HarryP: ...
2of2: wtf?
HarryP: Did you just wink at me?
1of2: ...did I?
2of2: I think you did!
1of2: anyway. We want everyone in school to come into our chat room, so everyone will love us!
2of2: Stop trying to change the subject!

-HerMyOhMe has entered the chat room-

1of2: I DIDN'T WINK AT HARRY!
HerMyOhMe: Excuse me?
1of2: uuuuh, you heard me....
2of2: Don't mind him, he's PMS-ing!

HarryP: Hey, Hermione.
HerMyOhMe: Hello, Harry, I didn't know you were "logged on" as people say.
HarryP: Yup, just got on. And I think he winked at me, by the way.
HerMyOhMe: Who winked at you, exactly?
HarryP: ?? now that you mention it, I'm not sure who has what as a username..
2of2: stop talking bout us like we're not here, in case ya forgot this is OUR chat room, so we're God in your eyes, hey Hermione, wanna pray?HerMyOhMe: quiet, you pervert.
HarryP: so who's who? which one of you is Fred?
1of2: why... do you prefer Fred??
HarryP: N-no.. but if we knew which ones Fred, then we'll know which ones George, I was just using him as an example..
1of2: maybe I'm Fred..
2of2: and maybe I'm George...
1of2: OR... maybe I'm George
2of2: and maybe I'm Fred....
HerMyOhMe: you two are utter twits, and Harry does it really matter? either way one of them winked at you!
HarryP: ....good point

-OrangeYaGlad entered the chat room-

HarryP: hey
HerMyOhMe: hello ronald
OrangeYaGlad: Hi guys
1of2: Hiya!
OrangeYaGlad: Hiya?
1of2: What, you never heard a guy say "hiya" before?
OrangeYaGlad: To be perfectly honest, no, I haven't, Fred.
HarryP: Fred? how do you know it's Fred?
OrangeYaGlad: huh? whatcha mean? I just KNOW, I mean look at it....
1of2: :)
1of2: ....wait, HEY. :-O
OrangeYaGlad: Fred loves emoticons.

2of2: ( ) ( )
2of2: (O.O )
2of2: C(U U ) lol look a buny rabbit.
2of2: Damn, it came out crooked!
HarryP: ???

OrangeYaGlad: what am I saying? they're both fairies. -sigh-
1of2: :-O
2of2: :-O
HerMyOhMe: Wait, which one has that weird hair wave/flip thing?
1of2: HEY!
2of2: we BOTH have that!!
OrangeYaGlad: Oh, merlin.
HarryP: this is hopeless.