Title: The voices you don't want in your head

Pairings: Riku/Sora/Kairi, past Roxas/Axel, Roxas/Namine

Warning: Implied threesome, Boys love/yaoi, het. Mentions of sex and one short sex bit, nothing super detailed. Rated "M" for... uh, "mandibles".

I refuse to take responsibility for this. One-shot drabble.

"Tell Riku to use lube next time. I'm not looking forward to limping around all day tomorrow," Roxas said.

"It was kind of unplanned, normally he -- " Sora stopped, considered his Nobody for a moment, considered their surroundings, and then addressed the more important issue at hand. "Why is Namine here?"

"Hi, Sora," Namine said from the tangle of white sheets at Roxas's side. Both were stark naked and it was a good thing this was all inside Sora's head, because he really doubted Hayner would appreciate them doing that right in the middle of the Usual Spot.

Sora lifted his hand in an uncertain half-wave. "Uh, hi."

"What do you mean 'why'?" Roxas demanded, "Yeah, 'cause it's so much fun just sitting around watching you get boned."

Sora didn't have retort for that. Namine covered her mouth as she laughed softly. Her bare shoulders were like Kairi's; slender and delicately muscled. But where Kairi's were speckled with freckles and forever pealing from the sun, hers were smooth and clear, and gosh, was it cheating to be turned on by your girlfriend's Other Self?

"No," Roxas said helpfully.

"Thanks," Sora said, a little sourly.

"What Roxas meant," Namine said in her gentle way, "Is that it can be frustrating when you are with Riku and Kairi, or Kairi is with Riku. We don't want to intrude, but we can't completely ignore what's going on either. So if you and Kairi are near each other, then Roxas and I can..."

She reached out and twined her's and Roxas's fingers together. They shared a secret smile, except Sora knew the secret behind that one, because he'd worn it a time or two himself.

"Oh," he said. Then, "Oh." as a ton of odd dreams and weird mental flashes when chatting with Kairi suddenly made a whole lot more sense.

Sora gave a faint, helpless laugh. He wasn't in a threesome. He was in some weird, twisted fivesome. And Namine could say what she wanted about not wanting to 'intrude', because judging from the amount of unsolicited advice Roxas insisted on providing the first couple times around, he had no problem at all with taking part in Sora's sex life.

Catching the stray thought, Roxas said, "I still think you should have turned Riku over and --"

--The heavy material of their coats bunched against Roxas's thighs as he thrust up into Axel. The other Nobody normally towered over him when they stood side by side, but it was Roxas who towered now, his gloved hands fitting perfectly into the sweet curve of Axel's waist into his hips.

"Harder," Axel gasped. He pushed himself up on his elbows and looked over his shoulder at Roxas. His red hair was dark with sweat and sticking to the sides of his face; his vivid green eyes were heavy lidded above flushed cheeks.

Roxas grinned, breathless, and obliged him, just to see the way Axel's mouth fell open, his head arching back, straining with ---

"No, no, no!" Sora yelled. He flailed his arms about to dispel the memory. He didn't need to be treated to the details of Roxas's former sex life and he especially didn't need to be treated to it while still in bed with Riku and Kairi. Also, he was pretty sure that fantasies about having sex with other guys did so count as cheating.

"I like it the way it is, okay?" Sora said, "Riku is more comfortable with it that way too, so just leave it alone."

"At least I always used lube."

"Maybe I should go," Namine said.

"...Sora, are you trying to flip me over?"

"Uh. Maybe?"

END