A/N: I LUV FF7. it IZ kool!!!
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1 dai Cloud and Aeris were walkin to a hotel 2 do stuff. Cloud held her hand & look at her Iz. Thay were pertie Cloud thinked. Aries look at him an thinked man I want a peace of dat man meatz. She wanted him bad. Cloud wanted her bad 2. "Cloud" Aeris said. Cloud was lyke "Wat?" She waz lyk "I wanna do u lyk a mad women." Cloud said "hell yeah" and thay todaly did it.
Da next dai cloud cam hom w/o his woman. Tifa an Yuffie waz lyke "were iz Aeris?" Cloud said "she waz keeled bi da Turks." Yuffie waz surprizd. Soon aftr Vinny and Cid shoed up. Cid asked "were da fuc iz ur stupid bish?" Cloud saied "she died" So thay all went 2 keel da Turks.
On da wai thay found Red 13 humpin Cait Sith. "help me" Cait said. Red smiledd. Cloud and co left Cait 2 b humpt 2 deth. Yuffie said "dat waz weird." Off in da distans Barret showt up and he & Red had mad pationate luvin.
Finalie thay showd up at da Turk hq 2 fite da Turkz.
Meanwile Reno and Rude were havin boi secks and Elena watcht. Rufus humpt da deed body of Aeris and Tseng sat in a cornor bein bord.
Then Cloud and co jumpt in & attakt evry1. butt no1 reelly did any attakin. Vinny and Cid joint in w/ Reno and Rudes boi secks and Elena an Yuffie watcht da hawtnezz. Tifa an Cloud todallyy made babez on the floor. Tseng sat dar bord still and Rufus waz humpin his leg.
Suddnly Sephy shoet up and waz lyke "I gonna keel u all cuz meh mammy said so" den Sephy rapet Tseng and Rufus helpt. It waz hawt. Then Barret an Red and Caiit showd up. Barret waz lyke "Dude wat da fuc?! I fucin wanna do u fucin boiz now! Shit dam ass poop!!!!!" Butt da boi orgy waz 2 bizzy 2 bother. So Barret did Red and Cait. Then Hojo showt up an waz lyk "I want som acsionz 2" And Sephy keelt him an eateded hiz flesh.
Fin
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A/N: I think dis iz da beast storie iv eva rited. Plz review meh awesome strory dawgz!!!