DISCLAIMER: As much as I wished I owned Yu-gi-oh...*sigh* I'm disappointed to tell you that I don't...Yep yep, I DO NOT own Yu-gi-oh. I'm just another retarded fangirl.

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Devious Lil Glomper: Eheheheh...we're all shrouded by Yaoi fans, aren't we?

Seto: Hmph, you sicken me...

Devious Lil Glomper: Aaww...*pinches Seto's cheeks* Do you feel left out?

Seto: KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM ME! *mutters* rabid fangirls...

Devious Lil Glomper: Hey! If you don't let me pinch your widdle, chubby cheek, I'll sick a violent, rabies-drooling Téa on you! *is surrounded by hell fire*

Seto: *sighs* Fine...pinch away... _

Devious Lil Glomper: *pinches his cheeks happily* Here's an advice fangirls: Bribery is the ideal solution for cranky, widdle, bishies like our little Seto Kaiba XD ! Now, fire away on the Yaoi goodness!!! Btw, if you're a real sweetie, you'll give me a review, right? *smiles* ^_^


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CHAPTER 1: A REFUSED INVITATION

8:30 AM – students of Domino High all rushed inside building, soaking wet from the atrocious storm. The rain was pouring heavily and the citizens were expecting more rainfall.

"So much for a fun time at camp..." Joey complained.

Yugi sighed, "I thought we would have a beautiful weather today."

Téa entered the classroom, soaking wet, holding a broken umbrella on one hand and a dripping backpack on the other.

Joey looked up at her and grinned, "Not a good time to be wearing shorts, huh?"

"Can it, Wheeler!" she slumped on her desk, "Ugh, it's horrible outside! I slipped too many times to even count it!"

The sensei looked up from his desk, "Due to the heavy rain, we may have to cancel our class camping trip."

Everyone groaned.

Yugi stared at the window. Unexpectedly, the rain had stopped, and the sun was blaring intensely. There were still puddles of mud covering the most of the cement outside, but they were all quickly drying up.

"Hey, it's sunny outside!" Tristan announced.

Téa wailed, "Why did I get caught in the rain? It's not fair!"

"That was unexpected." The sensei scratched his head, "Anyways, we should just all get going. Single file please."

All the students lined up, carrying their backpacks and camping gear.

Joey tapped Téa, "Uh...Téa? Do ya think it was a good idea to wear really short...shorts? The sensei did warn us about...you know...mosquitoes."

"Nah! It's all good! Besides, I'm used to wearing these!" she shrugged, then thought, "I'm gonna need it if I want to attract Yami's attention..."

The sensei lead the students outside the school and onto the bus. He waited until everyone was on board and announced, "This is an outdoor experience and I know that some of you have brought your Duel Monsters cards, but the Head Master had strictly noted that no duels are allowed in the camp premises."

Joey slouched, "Not fair! And I brought all my good cards too."

"That should be all." The sensei concluded, "Now, who's ready for Camp Terra?" (A/N: Sorry...I'm really no good at making camp names and such. I just used this considering it sounded very 'earthly'.)

Everyone hooted and cheered in agreement.

Seto Kaiba sulked in his chair, disappointed that duels weren't allowed in camp. He muttered, "I'm gonna be camping with a bunch of dorks..."

Téa cheerfully jumped from her seat, looking back at Joey and Tristan who was sitting behind her, "HOW ABOUT A SONG?!?"

Both boys shook their heads, "NUH UH!"

She took a deep breath and started to sing, "THE...WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND! ROUND AND ROUND! ROUND AND ROUND!..."

Tristan plugged his ears, "Is she gonna be doing this for the next 4 hours?"

Joey sweatdropped, "I hope not..."

FOUR HOURS LATER

Téa had decided to make use of the time she had torturing both Tristan and Joey by continuing to sing, "Killing me softly with his song, KILLING MEEEE SOOFTLLY!"

"She's KILLING ME! PERIOD!" Joey grumbled.

Seto was growing furious from the noise, "WOULD YOU QUIET DOWN?"

Yugi apologized for both Téa and Joey, "Sorry Kaiba, but they're just excited."

"Keep your excitement to yourself and tone it down!" he spat back.

Finally, the bus had stopped. The sensei got up, "Okay kids. We're here! Please line up properly and carefully make your way out the bus. NO SHOVING!"

"Yeah, Joey!" Tristan sneered, shoving Joey forward.

"Fools." Seto muttered.

As the students hopped out of the bus, they all stretched, weary from the long 4 hour trip.

"Okay, kids, listen up. I want you all to get into groups of five. I'm going to assign you into designated areas with your group and you can build your tents there. There are no cabins, nor washrooms, but there should be an outhouse on every designated area. We're quite a distance from civilization, so use the survival techniques we all discussed from the last 3 weeks."

All the students paired up in groups of five. Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Téa arranged themselves together, but realized that they needed another person.

"Kaiba!" Yugi called out, "Wanna come and join us? We need one more."

Seto replied coldly, "I know what you're trying to do Yugi and I don't like it. Don't act all friendly. You know how I feel!"

"You have no choice, Kaiba." Joey said, "Everyone's already in a group, and you're the only one left."

"I can be my own group!" He yelled out furiously and walked away.

The sensei walked up to Yugi's group, "You kids are in the lake area. Just remember, don't build your tent too close to the water, okay?"

All of them nodded and set off to the lake area.

Seto looked back and frowned sadly, "I'm sorry Yugi...I just can't take that risk..."

TO BE CONTINUED...

Devious Lil Glomper: *shudders* Ugh...Téa sings Killing me Softly...on the brighter side...WAAIII!!! *cuddles Kaiba* What d'ya know? Seto does have an innocent side!

Seto: Ugh...you're pathetic. I quit! *leaves the room*

Devious Lil Glomper: *yanks leash* Oh no you don't!

Seto: *is being choked* F-fine! I'll stay!

Devious Lil Glomper: Mwehehehe...it's so fun to keep cwanky bishies like you in a puppy leash! *pats Seto* now...BARK!

Seto: NO!

Devious Lil Glomper: *glares and yanks the leash*

Seto: URK! *sighs*.....woof woof...

Devious Lil Glomper: ^^ Good boy!