Disclaimer: I don't own Dead Poets Society. I just have imaginary texts from Charlie saved in my inbox.
A/N: This is dedicated to CorkyConlon because it was another one of our odd conversations that inspired this idea. That being said, I have no idea what this is supposed to be aside from just… complete and utter crack. I hope someone manages to get a laugh out of it because I certainly got a few while I was writing it. Reviews are always appreciated!
(855) 553-7762: hey baby. ;]
(855) 561-1442: Charlie?
(855) 553-7762: the one & only :D
(855) 561-1442: How'd u get my number?
(855) 553-7762: nuwanda knowz all
(855) 561-1442: What do u want?
(855) 553-7762: what r u wearing?
(855) 561-1442: …Excuse me?
(855) 553-7762: u heard me. what r u wearing?
(855) 561-1442: Charlie, u know what I'm wearing.
(855) 553-7762: mhmmm u look hawt
(855) 561-1442: What?
(855) 553-7762: god cameron. dont u kno how 2 read?
(855) 561-1442: Of course I know how to read.
(855) 553-7762: am i frustrating u? cause u look cute when u get frustrated
(855) 561-1442: Omg. Stfu, plz.
(855) 553-7762: WHAT R U WEARING?
(855) 561-1442 Wtf? R u srsly trying to sext with me?
(855) 553-7762: u kno u luv it bb ;]
(855) 561-1442: No.
(855) 553-7762: yesssssss :D
(855) 561-1442: I don't. R u done now?
(855) 553-7762: r u horny?
(855) 561-1442: Wtf, Charlie?
(855) 553-7762: omg u so r xD
(855) 553-7762: u want meeeeeee
(855) 553-7762: dick?
(855) 553-7762: its ok every1 wants me
(855) 553-7762: dickkk?
(855) 553-7762: haha dick wantz my dick lol ;D
(855) 553-7762: dick? :|
(855) 553-7762: voulez-vous vous chez avec moi?
(855) 553-7762: stop ignoring meeee
(855) 553-7762: i hav pics I can send u…
(855) 561-1442: STFU!
(855) 561-1442: NO! No pictures!
(855) 553-7762: u wanna c the real thing? :D
(855) 561-1442: NO!
(855) 553-7762: …so ill meet u in the room in 10?
(855) 561-1442: NO!
Picture Message from (855) 553-7762
Picture Message from (855) 553-7762
Picture Message from (855) 553-7762
(855) 561-1442: OMG EW! I don't want 2 see that, Charlie!
(855) 553-7762: there r other things u can do besidez looking at it ;)
(855) 561-1442: I don't want 2 do them.
(855) 553-7762: thats not wat u sed last night rotfl
(855) 561-1442: Fuck off, Charlie.
(855) 553-7762: how bout u fuck me?
(855) 561-1442: Why must you make everything so hard?
(855) 553-7762: rotflmao dicks dick is harddddd
(855) 553-7762: dick?
(855) 553-7762: wat r u doing?
(855) 561-1442: Deleting your pictures.
(855) 553-7762: lmao u r not my sexts r 2 hawt 2 erase ;)
(855) 561-1442: I hate you.
(855) 553-7762: Luv u 2 bb
(855) 561-1442: Shove it.
(855) 553-7762: that's wat she sed! :D
(855) 561-1442: Ugh.
(855) 553-7762: sooooo… room in 10?
(855) 561-1442: Whatever.