ok, ummmmmmm, i am putting myself in this,YAY!!!
sasuke: wonderful, i can hardly wait...
naruto: -cough-liar-cough
sasuke: i think everyone knew that was sarcasm.
hey, sasuke, do ya like blowtorches?
sasuke: sure, fire is always fun... i guess. or so orochimaru told me.
thats so good!! CUZ FIRE IS MY FRIEND :)
orochimaru: hello sasuke my deary, dear, dear... dear.
sasuke: HI!!!!
naruto: I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
orochimaru: sure you will.
please dont kill him... yet. i need him for my story. although...
- smacks orochimaru on the head with a computer-
YEAH!!! HE IS TOTALLY DOWN!!
orochimaru: ACK!!! that freaking hurt!!
sasuke: you ok?
naruto: WOO HOO!! PILE ON DA CREEPY BSTRD!!!!! -jumps on oro bstrd-
orochimaru: GACK!!!!
hmmmm, oh well, i would luv to join you, but that wouldnt look right...
naruto: oh ... oh, eeew!!!
so, ummmmmm, lets start the story :) ( by the way, my name in here is shay :)
sasuke was at his house, when she attacked, or, more like disturbed everyone. then, the doorbell rang.
" i'll get it!" yelled kabuto. kabuto and orochimaru were staying at sasuke's house, for kicks. when kabuto opened it, there he saw an innocent enough girl with her hands behind her back, so he let her in. that was his first mistake...
" why, thankyou, may i please see sasuke?" she said. and how could kabuto say no? she was down right hot! he led her to sasuke's large room, where sasuke was reading manga.
" sasuke, sir, ma'am, parakeet, this lovely -cough-hot-cough- and nice girl wishes to talk with you." sasuke, looked up from his manga, which was fruits basket (he loves that book!) and saw a pleasant girl.
" fine, leave now kabuto" kabuto scurried away leaving them alone.
"now, what do you want?" he hated being inturrupted while he was reading his favorite book. he then got a good look at what this girl was wearing. a white flared dress, flared at the bottom, and very short then she also had black tights.
"well, i have to tell you my name first, my name is princess shalaylay, or shay for short!"
"ok. very creative name..." he was looking at her very short dress.
"ummmmm, do you like fire?" shay asked. sasuke blinked. that was a very odd question.
"yeah. why?"
" well..." then she pulled something from behind her back, it was... A FLAME THROWER
"uhhhhh, wha- whats that?" sasuke couldnt believe what he saw! a flame thrower?
" BURN BURN BURN!WOO!! HA HA!!!BURN!!!" shay started burning everything in sight! sasuke didnt know what got into this girl, except violence!
" MY ROOM!!!!! ITS FREAKING CRISPY NOW!!!" sasuke looked at his room, shocked. then orochimaru came up to see a... crispy room.
"wha-what ever is going on?" immediatly, shay ran over to orochimaru, looking sincere like a kitten. who doesnt love kittens?
" why hello there darling, do you want to give me your soul?"
" why, no sir i want to... BURN YOU!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" she took out her flame thrower and burned orochimaru.
" IT BURNS!!!!!!! FIRE IS BURNING MEEEE!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!" he was completely on fire, burning in every spot. that MUST be uncomfortable, if you know what i mean...
" OH MY GOSH!!!!!! SIR, MA'AM, LEADER PERSON!!!!!!" kabuto was in a frenzy! he needed water when suddenly...
" YOU GET TO BURN TOO KABUTO!!!!" screamed the now insane girl. sasuke just looked at her like she was insane, which she was. SHE FREAKING BURNT OROCHIMARU!!!
" yo, hottie! wanna go on a burning spree??" the girl looked totally different now, with black baggy cargo pants and a black top, a very short tank top.then she has black gloves, open at the fingers and black combat boots. she looked like she ran a gang! sasuke stared at the still smolfering orochimaru.
" sure. why not." so they left, sasuke with his fire jutsu, shay with her flame thrower. poor, poor konoha...
well? did you not luv it?
sasuke: you burnt orochimaru?
orochimaru: but... but fire BURNS!!!!!!!
ummmm, duh!
orochimaru: I HATE FIRE!!!!!
sasuke: and, you told me how much you luved fire... WHY? WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME???
orochimaru: awwwwwww, you do care what i say...
ssuke: NOT ANYMORE!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!
WOO HOO!!! GET EM SASSY!!!!! WOOO!!!!
-sasuke burns orochimaru-
naruto: YAY!!!!!
well, i think there might be one more chappy, maybe. if not, oh well.
TOODLES!!! Hillarious Tragedy