Disclaimer: I just can't see JK writing something like this, can you?
A/N: Ok, quick explanation. In highschool (so yes, about 5 years ago now?) I had a friend named, you guess it, Stella, who was madly in love with HP. So I don't remember why, but I wrote this for her. It goes to a rap-ish beat in my head, I admit I don't listen to rap so who knows really . It's a very silly thing, but the piece of paper I had written it on was disintegrating, so I thought I might as well post it. Besides, wouldn't it be funny if Stella found it? Anyways, please do R R...otherwise poor Pigwidgeon might cry sniff
Stella's Rap
Hey there runs a blur, going fast, running past
Turns around, stands his ground, to face what's comin' on.
Chargin' troll, rock and roll, raisin' a club about to bash.
Boy uses wand, 'ZAP' trolls gone, knocked out and on the floor
Green eyes flashin', now he's askin'
"Man, how did that thing get in?"
Dashes round the corner, he ain't no little loner,
Goin' out to find his friends
Who is this little upstart?
Man he's captured my heart
Harry Potter, what a charmer
Green-eyes-black-hair-magic-flying-everywhere
Waves his wand, 'poof' he's gone
What a guy, he's caught my eye!
Lives at school but hey, he's cool
There's that Ron, dang he's long
Red hair tall legs freckled face
He got no grace
Harry's best friend, pals around, eats again
Had a rat, it was a man
Playing chess, you LOSE my friend
Got five brothers and a flying car
Wishes that he could be a star!
Harry goes over, hangs out at Ron's house way past Dover
Always cause problems, over and again, Mrs. Weasely forgives them, what a friend
Who is this little upstart?
Man he's captured my heart
Harry Potter, what a charmer
Green-eyes-black-hair-magic-flying-everywhere
Waves his wand, 'poof' he's gone
What a guy, he's caught my eye!
Ron and Harry in a hurry, very worried
Where should they look? How 'bout behind them books?
Sittin' in the Common Room you can hear her wand go 'BOOM!'
Out flies a dozen birds, spell-o-tape, floating words
Mistress of Magic, Ruler of Runes, can summon every spell
Darn she's good! Hermione
Bushy brown hair but now with perfect teeth
Can transfigure chickens into cheese
She's growin' up, gettin' pretty, lookin' at her makes Ron act silly
Ron and Harry's best friend, Hermione gets them out of jam
Perfect grades, teacher's pet, learns somethin' and never forgets
Tutors Harry, sometimes scary, but Harry learns and now he's ready!
Who is this little upstart?
Man he's captured my heart
Harry Potter, what a charmer
Green-eyes-black-hair-magic-flying-everywhere
Waves his wand, 'poof' he's gone
What a guy, he's caught my eye!
"Harry, you're a great wizard you know." -Hermione
"Mr. Potter...Our new celebrity." -Prof. Snape
"It's you that has to go on Harry! Not me, not Hermione, you!" - Ron