Zelda: Well, finally, a hyper Steven fan fic. Also note, I hate him.

Sugar and Steel Don't Mix

Chapter 1:

The Monster is Released

"Brendan! Get in here!" May was frustrated that Brendan was wasting the precious time that they had.

They had one shot at this, and they had to be as careful as possible. Operation: Make Steven hyper was now a go. Finally, Brendan entered the Champion Hall where May was waiting. From the looks of it, it didn't seem like it was the "Sacred Place" that they remembered. Now it looked like this was now the Pokemon League people's kitchen. Pathetic. They lived here.

"Yeah, yeah Glacia, I'll be there after I get my coffee…" May and Brendan knew that voice.

"Quickly! Behind that big machine thingy!" May hissed.

They both dove behind the machine; this followed the sound of doors opening. There was a loud yawn then the sound of liquid being poured into a mug. May looked at the man, unnatural grey hair for someone in his older teens through mid twenties. This was their man; Steven Stone.

"If we did this right," Brendan whispered. "There should be a scream in 5…4…3…2…1…"

Brendan was correct. There was a scream. "Holy crap! My room!"

Steven put down his mug and immediately ran out to inspect the scream.

May stood and ran to the counter where Steven's vulnerable coffee lay. "Okay, we have little time. You got the stuff?"

"Yup!" Brendan dove into his bag and pulled out a pack of, you guessed it, Pixy Stix.

As fast as they could, the two trainers tore of the tops and poured the sugary substance into the nasty brown liquid. Figuring thirteen of them was enough, May stirred the sugar in with the coffee. Fortunately, it didn't discolor the already discolored drink.

"Yeah, I'll help you with your room, Drake. Just give me a minute to finish my coffee!"

"Shoot!" Brendan hissed. "Hide!"

The two dove back behind the machine thingy and watched their plan in action. Steven took a sip from the mug, his face cringed. "That's one weird taste," he paused and then gave a sigh. "I normally don't do this but…" The idiot poured two spoonfuls of sugar into the drink. Brendan and May had control their laughter. He took another sip and his left eye twitched. "Ah! Whatever!" He chugged the whole thing down, but then he froze. "Wow, I've never felt so alive!" The steel trainer announced before skipping out of the room singing Another One Bites the Dust.

Brendan and May exchanged looks. "Brendan…what have we done?"

"I don't know but let's hope that he isn't released into other parts of Hoenn. That would be quite frightening. But for now, let's just watch."

The two exited the room and went down the stairs to Drake's room. They creaked open the door. Thankfully, the hyper steel trainer had just arrived so they didn't miss anything.

"Finally! Now I need you to…" The dragon master didn't have a chance to finish for Steven had suddenly obtained superhuman strength and lifted Drake over his head.

"Come Human Torch! We must protect the city from Dr. Doom! Flame on!" Steven tossed his first victim into the wall. Drake was immediately knocked out. "The city is saved from Dr. Doom once more! Thanks to the Fantastic Four!" The champion now dove through the doors that lead to Glacia.

They had no choice but to follow Steven's already destructive path. Again, their timing was perfect, he had just entered.

"Well finally! Here take this…." Once again, Steven interjected by locking arms with Glacia.

"Come Glacia! We must follow the yellow brick road so we can see the wizard!" Steven began to skip, dragging along the frightened ice trainer and singing We're Off to See the Wizard. Unfortunately for Glacia, her floor was quite slippery (ice trainers…) causing the utterly hyper champion to lose his balance and catapulted Glacia forward where she went flying through the doors and tumbling down the stairs. He actually really didn't notice at what he just did, so he continued to skip along happily, stepping on Glacia like a doormat.

Brendan and May rolled the passed out Glacia away from the door as they peered through to watch Steven's next attack.

Phoebe, the Ghost master, was meditating when Steven burst in. Her eyes opened to see him towering over her. "Er, can I help you…?"

"Yes, fair damsel! I shall taketh thee to chapel!"

Phoebe blinked. "…why?"

"'Tis our wedding day!"

"What?"

"Come dearest Phoebe! We mustn't keep our families awaiting our wed!"

The somewhat terrified trainer held up her hand. "Okay, one: I hate you. Two: Get out now or I'll kill you. And three: You have severe problems."

The steel master burst into tears. "But I love thee fair maiden! If thou cannot accept my love, I shall hurleth thee into a wall!"

Well he was true to his word. He picked up the poor, confused girl and chucked her into the wall. Done with this slow idiot...er…victim, the sugar possessed Steven went to the next room. May and Brendan hoped after this next attack that he would just pass out…nope. Bad assumption.

Sidney, the dark trainer, was a tough egg to crack. But the hyper Steven was like a five ton boulder. It didn't take long for his poking skills and disturbing complements that would make anyone uncomfortable got to the dark master.

"Okay," Brendan said. "Steven should pass out in about ten seconds."

Ten seconds passed. And Steven was still continuing to poke the now cursing Sidney.

"I thought you said that he would pass out!" May hissed.

"Hold on! Let me check!" Brendan suddenly pulled calculator and typed in random numbers. "Whoops, I at least thought he would pass out here or Victory Road, but, after some double checking. I found out that I was off. Way off. If he flies from outside of the Pokemon League, to Mossdeep and went from there on, he would eventually pass out near…our town!"

"What?" May exclaimed; both Sidney and Steven looked up.

"Shhh…" Brendan whispered. "Shut up! They'll hear you!"

"Argh! I can't take it anymore!" Sidney finally cracked and ran through the doors that lead to previous room, not noticing that he had just passed May and Brendan.

They looked at each other at first and then to check on Steven, but he wasn't there.

"Crap!" May cried. "We lost him!"

"We gotta catch up to him! The fate of Hoenn's sanity rests in our hands!"

May began to freak out. "Oh Brendan! I can't go on living like this, knowing that we created a monster!"

Brendan grabbed her shoulders and shook her violently. "Get a hold of yourself woman! We created it, we can destroy it!"

"And it will start after we get trench coats and Machine Guns!"

It was silent. "Why?"

May shrugged. "You know, like in the Matrix."

"Oh! I have those kinda things under my bed!"

"SUIT UP!" They both exclaimed.