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Summary: This takes place after the anime and before the movie. Seele has decided to take down NERV and go on with their world-destruction plan. Things go wrong, however, and the Eva crew gets sent, not only to another dimension, but one in the future! That's right they're going to a Trinity Blood/Vampire Hunter D/slight Kingdom Hearts style world, inhabited by creatures from both animes, Hellsing (Why would I stop with only two vampire animes?), Bleach, Artemis Fowl, Kingdom Hearts and Underworld. They're in for quite the adventure.
Chapter 1: The Attack
BOOM!
"What was that?"
"A whole lot of bombs."
The basic situation was that NERV was now under attack, again. SEELE was not too pleased that all their planning had gone to waste, as not only was Adam destroyed, the children had flat out refused to use the Evas to help them. So, SEELE decided on a simple, yet effective, solution: destroy NERV, kill everyone in it, and just take the Evas. No one at NERV, of course, wanted to go down without a fight. Unfortunately, that "no one" was just Gendo, Kohzoh, Maya, Misato , Ritsuko, and the three children. Eight, count 'em, eight people to take on an entire army. Put simply, they were in for one bad day.
Maya was punching keys and yelling about anything worse that was coming their way. "Tanks approaching from the Northwest." Indeed there were, twenty of them to be exact.
"They really want to get rid of us if their going through all this." Kohzoh said to Gendo.
"We have Lilith, the MAGI, and the Evas. They can't let us keep them now that they know that we aren't on their side any more." Gendo said in his usual, emotionless voice.
"Well we have to do something to keep them from getting all that!" Misato was still trying to be the leader, even though she had only four people to lead. "Ritsuko how are you doing."
"Fine. We should be ready in less than one minute." The newly released doctor was busy writing a program to keep SEELE out of their computer network.
"How long until we can get the Evas ready?" Gendo asked.
"Approximately three and a half minutes," Misato yelled back.
Gendo could only nod. That was good, they needed to get the Evas running if they were to have any chance of getting out of this mess. Luckily, Asuka had woken up, so they could use Unit 02. Shinji had gotten his arm broken though, so they had simply decided to stuff Rei in with him to work the left-hand controls. Now they just needed to get the mechs ready and get the three into them, with only one person to work the computers. The odds were very bad.
(Meanwhile, back in the hanger)
"Asuka, you've got to help!" Shinji was pleading with the stubborn redhead.
"'Help?' The only help I do is get in trouble and get saved! My sync ration is now absolute zero! " Asuka was being even more stubborn than usual, and that's really saying something.
"That is only because of your negative personality. Start thinking positively and your ration will go back up." Rei said, trying to help the girl.
Asuka, however, was not in the mood for Rei's help, not that she ever is, of course. "Listen here you little-" At that moment, a speaker came on bearing some very bad news.
"Uh, guys, the committee has just come over here in person and they have brought something you might want to see." Maya's voice did not indicate that it was a white flag. The three started running.
It turns out that the "something" was a very large ship with a very large cannon. "Attention NERV," said the chairman, "this gun fires a blast of energy similar to that released in Second Impact. I just thought you might want to know that the same force that let you use your greatest weapons is what will now send you to your final rest." The cannon began to power up.
Maya, Misato, and Dr. Akagi all let out phrases like "Oh my-" , "Is this how its going to end?", and "Was it all for nothing?"
Gendo simply said "Looks like this is it."
Kohzoh simply answered "Yup."
The three children simply stood in a stunned silence.
"Good-bye NERV!" one man yelled as the massive weapon fired.
At that moment all three pilots yelled, "No!" That yell seemed to be the magic word, as it brought up a massive AT field around their section of the building, the command room and the hanger. The good news was that the field saved everyone and the Evas. The bad news was that when the beam, which was actually modified AT field energy, hit the field, it opened a rip in the fabric of the universe, not to mention caused a gigantic explosion that wasted the rest of the base and most of SEELE's forces. SEELE themselves, the Evas, and everyone in the command room got sucked into the rip. This is the part where their weird adventure will really begin.