Rule #1
Making short-jokes around Ed is not allowed
(Seriously, do people not learn?)
(And by people I mean me)
(And Winry)
oOo
Rule #2
Making puns about Ed's auto-mail is not allowed
(Hey, Ed? I like the new coat.")
("What? Oh, thanks.")
("I bet it cost...an arm and a leg.")
(Badum-tss)
oOo
Rule #3
Mustang is not the human torch; do not refer to him as such
(He can't even fly)
(And he didn't like the Fantastic Four)
(I'd set him on fire if I could)
oOo
Rule #4
Telling people that Tucker is into bestiality is not allowed
(Even if he did transmute his wife into a Chimera)
(Nina asks questions that are wayyyy too awkward to answer)
(I have to say though)
(Clearly the missus wasn't doing her job right)
oOo
Rule #5
Ed is a human. He is not a lost Hobbit on his way to Isengard.
(He now hates that song)
(Mission accomplished)
oOo
Rule #6
Walking around and greeting military personnel with a "Heil!" is not allowed
(Because then you have to explain Hitler)
(And Nazis)
(And how Amestris is basically anime Germany)
oOo
Rule #7
Telling Ed that someone already found a Philosopher's Stone and destroyed it isn't allowed
(Not my fault they don't have Harry Potter here)
(Ed didn't take it so well)
oOo
Rule #8
Mustang is a male adult human. He is neither a fancy car or a wild horse
(No matter what he tells himself)
oOo
Rule #9
When Ed puts his hands together to transmute, he is not focusing his ninja chakra
(It did make me wonder though)
(If he and Naruto were in a battle)
(Who'd win?)
oOo
Rule #10
Following Rule #9, Ling and Lan Fan are not ninjas either. They just have too much free time on their hands.
(And one effed up king to please)
(Fighting to the death to please their dad?)
(And I thought Ed had daddy issues)