Hi people! Welcome to my first attempt at a Naruto fanfic! This is just a collection of random funny stories that I came up with. I hope you enjoy them! This story is rated T for language, adult themes, and just all around silliness!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or pretty much anything else mentioned in this story. If you really want to know who does, stop being lazy and just do an internet search.
60 Stupid, Silly Stories
Chapter 1: The Right Time to Get a New Ring Tone
BAM! BOOM!
Kurenai jumped behind a large rock.
"Damn! This looks bad! I better call for backup." she said. She performed multiple hand signs, bit her thumb, and pressed it on the ground saying, "Summoning Technique!" In a puff of smoke, a small, very cute badger appeared out of nowhere.
"Now's the time." said Kurenai. The badger cleared its throat.
"RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!" it sang.
"Just hand it over! I don't have time for the song!" said Kurenai. The badger stopped its song, and looked very sad as it reached into its pocket and pulled out a long, yellow banana phone……
Konoha
Hinata, Kiba, and Shino were all seated at a table at a fancy restaurant, reading their menus.
Kiba stood up. "I'm going to use the restroom." he said, but before he could get anywhere, the Barbie Girl song could be heard. Kiba froze, and Hinata looked up from her menu. Shino reached into his coat pocket, and pulled out hot pink flip phone. Kiba and Hinata just stared, too shocked to move or speak.
"Hello?" said Shino, "Yes. Yes. We'll be right over. What is that? 'Ring ring ring banana phone?' What's that supposed to mean. Oh, I see. You had to bring him out. Just get him to shut up before we get there. Ok, bye." he put the pink phone back in his pocket.
"Kurenai-sensei needs us. Let's go." said Shino, standing up. Kiba and Hinata still didn't move.
"Come on!" said Shino.
"S-Sorry!" said Hinata, snapping out of her daze. Kiba shook his head.
"Yeah, let's go." said Kiba.
"Don't you need to go to the bathroom?" asked Shino.
"Not anymore." said Kiba, his face growing red.
So, how did you like it? It was much funnier in my head then when I actually wrote it. Oh well. I will write more chapters later! Hopefully they will be funnier, too! Please review!
(For those who noticed, I decided that badgers now have pockets. Deal with it.)
Next Time: A Beary Good Disguise