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Characters:Diedara age 10

Tobi age 8

Sasori age 10

Itachi age 11

Naruto age 7

Sasuke age 7

"Deidara I want icecream!" Tobi shrieked in Deidaras ear.

"TOBI! SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I KILL YOU." The blonde yelled at his brother.

"WAHHHHHH!!!!" Tobi rolled on the floor crying which only pissed Diedara off more. Then Deidara got an idea.

"Tobi. Let's go get that icecream," Diedara said as he lead Tobi to the kitchen.

"Yay! Icecream!"

"Its in there Tobi." Diedara pointed to the stove.

"Umm….thats a stove."

"Its not just any stove! Its magic! It leads to a magical land full of icecram," Deidara said to his retarded little brother.

"Really!?!!?"

"Yeah! Go inside!" Tobi being a little moron ran to the stove and hoped inside the oven. As Deidara walked over to turn on the heat, Sasori walked in the kitchen.

"Deidara stop trying to kill Tobi!"

"Shut up and go play with your dolls!"

"They are not dolls they are puppets!"

"Right. Barbie and Ken are puppets."

"Oh shut up." Sasori walked over to to the stove and opened the oven door. "Tobi come out."

"But, I'm going to the magical icecream land!"

"Deidara lied to you!"

"But-"

"He lied." As soon as Sasori lifted the masked boy out of the oven, Itachi came in with Sasuke.

"Sasuke get in the oven."

"Why?" Sasuke asked his big brother, as he stared up at him with his black eyes. Itachi glared at him as his eyes glowed red. He ran his hair through his black hair, with his painted nails."

"Because. It leads to a magical icecream land."

"Okay." Sasuke started to walk towards the oven as Naruto jumped through the open window and tackled him. Sasuke fell to the floor with Naruto on top of him.

"Sasuke lets play!!!"

"Get the hell off!!!!" Sasuke yelled as he pushed the blond retard off of him.

"I don't want to play with you Naruto!" Sasuke yelled at him. Naruto cried fake tears and gave him the cutest chibi eyes he could. Everyone in the room stared at Naruto's hypnotic blue eyes.

"Play with me." Naruto said in the cutest, yet demonic voice.

"I'LL PLAY WITH YOU NARUTO!" Everyone yelled.

"Much better." Naruto smirked.

Isn't Naruto the cutest lil' demon kid. Muahahah. Review or Naruto will come through your window and tackle you.