GOSSIP GIRL'S BACKKKK!!!!

Yes, your favorite Gossip Girl is finally back. I am now giving you updates on your favorite East High Fabulouses through the public, but not in public. You don't need to know what I mean, just me, myself, and I need to know that.

We are finally starting senior year. Oh, the year to kick back and relax our asses off! GM and TB are looking through wedding magazines. Are they getting married? Or are they going back to Las Vegas to elope? I hope not, they're too young to handle all the drama going toward them this year. SE and ZB are making out in SE's hot jacuzzi. Mind if I join in? We can have a threesome, baby. CD and TM are having a round of basketball in the park near CD's house. Does TM finally understand the methods of basketball or is she just trying to play with CD's balls? KN and JC are playing their music with KN playing the piano and JC playing the guitar? Go strum those strings JC. And now, we can't leave out RE. He's totally awesome in the East High Fabulouses. Dancing in a hip hop dance class, he enjoys it… wait a minute, who's that girl sucking his face in the dance studio corner? Oh, so not revealing her hair color. Elle-oh-elle.

I feel so good coming back. Without me, you know their lives would be boring.

You know you missed me.

xoxo,

Gossip Girl

Chapter 1

"Oh my god! Gossip Girl's back!!" Sharpay flipped her pink sparkle iPhone as she touched the screen to read Gossip Girl's latest entry. The entry was on the same site. "How did she get her site back? Didn't Gabi shut it down?" Zeke swam over to Sharpay from behind and wrapped his arms around her waist. Her wavy blonde hair, with a new haircut with her bangs were now cut straight across her forehead, was tied up in a messy bun. Zeke kissed her neck as Sharpay ignored his lips and kept reading Gossip Girl's entry.

"You seriously don't need to read that," Zeke mumbled against her ear, now nibbling on her earlobe. His right hand landed on her belly button with a new piercing she had gotten over the summer. The piercing had the initials SE dangling over her belly button.

"I'll read it later." She set her iPhone on the side and wrapped her arms around Zeke's neck. "Now where were we?" Zeke grinned.

"We could always start over." Sharpay smirked as she planted her lips onto Zeke's.

"How about this one?" Gabriella pointed out a strapless silk wedding gown. Troy groaned and threw his latest wedding magazine across the living room.

"Gabs, why are we reading this? It's not like we're getting married." Troy rubbed his forehead from so much reading. It takes a lot of brainpower.

"I told you earlier. To plan my cousin's wedding, she needs to have the perfect bachelorette party, wedding, and reception party. She's one of my favorite cousins and I would do anything in a heartbeat for her." Gabriella's cousin, Kianna, was marrying her recent three-month boyfriend. They wanted to elope at first, but Gabriella got to convince her to have a private wedding with just her close friends. Kianna finally agreed and her boyfriend, Ian, just went with what Kianna wanted.

"Then how about me?" Gabriella pinched his cheeks.

"Well, do you wanna go?" Troy made a face.

"If you're going."

"Of course I'm going! I'm planning the whole thing!" Troy smirked.

"Will it be at a hotel?" Gabriella rolled her eyes.

"Okay, if you be good for the whole time until the reception party, I promise I'll get us a room." Troy kissed her forehead.

"Okay… so what did you say your cousin want for the flowers?"

"So let me get this straight. You want to do a duet with me? With you playing the piano and me playing the guitar? And singing?" Kelsi groaned.

"For the thousandth time, yes Jason. Is that so hard to understand?" Jason flung his arms up in the air.

"I can't sing. And didn't you just hear me play my guitar? I swear, my mom's cat would have hid in her kitty house for the rest of the day if she ever heard me strum this thing." Jason whined. "Why do I have to play this?"

"Because, you're my boyfriend. You taught me how to make a lay up and now I'm teaching you how to play an instrument."

"But doing a duet? In front of everybody?! And singing?!?! You have got to be kidding me."

"Fine, no duet. Geez, do you hate music that much?"

"If it gets me to sing. I don't sing."

"And I don't play basketball. You might have noticed that yesterday." Kelsi stuck her pencil behind her ear. Jason dropped the guitar on Kelsi's couch and grabbed her waist. Kelsi giggled as Jason lifted her up to the piano keys, the piano making numerous sounds that didn't sound like a chord at all. He kissed her lightly on the lips.

"My love to you is like a flute. You can press my buttons and blow me all night." Kelsi chuckled at his weird pick-up line and pulled him back to her lips.

"God damn it! You can't get it right!" Chad threw the basketball toward the playground, causing some kids to squeal and run away from the ball and some adults glaring at him.

"Well, don't yell at me! I'm trying, okay?!"

"No, you're supposed to be my girlfriend. You're supposed to understand how to work the fucking ball!" Taylor ran over and shoved Chad hard on the shoulder.

"Well, I'm sorry that I'm not perfect! I'm sorry that I can't be a basketball player like you!" Chad's face fell.

"Baby, that's not what I meant…"

"That's exactly what you mean! I never complained that you're not fucking smart! Why does it that one sport can get you so fucking angry!!" Taylor turned around to leave, but Chad pulled her arm and lightly kissed her lips.

"I'm sorry. I overreacted." He kissed her lightly again. Taylor melted into the kiss. She pulled back, even though she didn't want to.

"You are so stupid sometimes. I just can't help myself though." Chad unwrapped his hand and grabbed the basketball again. "Wanna shoot again?" Taylor smirked, having a great idea in mind.

"Sure, if you'd teach me again." Chad grinned, waving her over. She stood in front of him, grabbed the basketball, and stood in position as Chad adjusted her position correctly and wrapped his arms around her arms so she could aim in the right direction. Taylor lightly pushed off, sending the basketball in the air and toward the basket. This time, it made a swish sound.

Ryan pulled back from his heated weekly make-out session with his summer fling. At least, to him it was. He stood up, straightened himself, and held a hand out to the girl. The girl giggled and took his hand. They grabbed their gym bag with their dancing uniforms and walked out the dance studio hand in hand.

"Ryan, summer's over in a week. Don't you think you should introduce me to your sister and her friends by now?" The girl asked when she sat down in the passenger side of Ryan's Mercedes. Ryan smiled falsely.

"My sister isn't those type that would approve my girlfriends," he lied.

"But wasn't Gabriella one of your girlfriends last year?" Ryan winced. Ever since Gabriella went out with Troy after Ryan dumped her, he was jealous enough to make a scene and try to break them up. An idea just popped into Ryan's head.

"You know what? Who cares about my sister? I'll show you to them on our first day." The girl squealed and kissed Ryan's cheek lightly.

"You're the best boyfriend ever!"

That's right. Be prepared to be played, my lady.

Gabriella groaned once again. She was stuck buying school supplies with her mom. With her mom still being old-fashioned and trying to keep Gabriella as a second grader in mind, she believed that her daughter should get the best of the best for school.

"Is this really necessary? It's the last year of high school, Mom. Key word. High school."

"Well, you still need school supplies in high school." Danielle Montez pulled a color set of mechanical pencils. Gabriella ran up to her mother and pulled her arm.

"How about going to Spain and getting a Spanish sundress? I could wear that for my first day."

"Darling, it's a week before school starts. I can't get you a plane that just magically sends you to Spain in just a few days?" Gabriella groaned again.

"Why didn't you plan this earlier?" she whined. Danielle turned her body quickly to her daughter.

"We'll go to Free People later and get you something, okay?" Gabriella jumped up and down. Free People was her favorite vintage store. She was spying on this perfect purple halter sundress for a few weeks but her mother was only back for a few days before flying off to Ecuador to promote a new lingerie line.

"So you think it's enough, dear?" Danielle Montez said as she looked at her checklist that she made for school supplies. Gabriella scrunched up her face.

"Mom, it's more than enough for every child in Africa." Danielle shrugged.

"Then that means I get to take some when I fly to Ecuador." Gabriella nodded in annoyance as Danielle rolled their shopping cart to the cashier. Gabriella followed behind.

After getting through the cashier and dodging the cashier lady's compliments on how it's so nice to finally meet the woman who makes her bra set, Gabriella helped her mom roll out the shopping cart to her mom's new Malachite green metallic Porsche Boxster S convertible. A/N: Picture in Profile.

Danielle went to the driver side to unlock the doors while Gabriella stayed behind the trunk to wait for her mom to open the trunk. Danielle got inside and pressed the button for the trunk. After Gabriella set the supplies into the trunk and closing it shut, she hopped into the passenger side of the car.

"Let's go Mom. I'm meeting my friends later." Danielle sighed.

"I seriously wish we could spend more time together."

"I asked you that years ago. You never gave me the time of day."

"That's because I'm always busy. Why can't you make the time for me when I'm not busy?"

"Okay, Mom. I just went shopping with you for school supplies and now I'm going shopping with you to Free People. Don't you think that's enough?" Danielle turned on the engine.

"One day, Gabs, you're going to want to spend more time with me." Gabriella rolled her eyes.

"I already am, Mom." Danielle speeded out of the parking lot and headed toward a little shop called Free People.

"Troy, get your head in the game!!" Troy huffed before turning his attention back to his Dad. They were both playing a one-on-one game to get Troy back into shape and for Jack to think of new plays for the team by following in Troy's steps and seeing what he could improve on. Even though Troy's the best, there's always room for improvement.

"I'm trying Dad!" he yelled. He shot another basket and missed… again.

"Troy, what's with you? Did you and Gabi break up?" Troy shook his head.

"No, dad."

"This is worse than when Gabriella decided you guys should take a break after your trip to D.C." Troy smirked to himself, remembering that they ditched the trip to go to Las Vegas that time and made it back just in time to make it look like they just came back from Washington D.C.

"Well, I'm seeing her later, so I'll be okay when I get my game back." Troy waved goodbye to his dad to take a shower before meeting all of his friends at the Albuquerque Park.

"Note to self," Jack mumbled to himself, "Make practices the minute after he sees his girlfriend for the day."

"Hey you guys," Sharpay yelled to the gang as she walked toward them with Boi in her arms and Zeke following behind her. She gave Gabriella Boi so she could spread her pink blanket on the ground for her and Zeke to sit on.

"Where were you, Gabi? I called you an hour ago."

"My mom wanted to spend quality time with me so we went to Free People."

"Did you get that dress you were looking for?" Gabriella nodded happily.

"It's at home. I'm wearing it to school on our first day. I'm so excited!!!"

"Yeah I'm wearing that yellow sundress we saw at Kate Spade."

"Oh my god. Did your mom even agree to get it?"

"Of course! She even bought a turquoise one for herself." Gabriella and Sharpay laughed together until they heard no one else laughing.

"I swear, you guys know too much about clothes and fashion," Troy said. Gabriella slapped her boyfriend's arm. She then laid upon on it.

"I swear you guys get too physical. And I don't mean that by just punching," Sharpay snapped back. Everyone laughed as Gabriella blushed and hid herself under Troy's shoulder. Troy planted a kiss on her forehead and pretended to glare at his friends.

"Alright, enough about Troy and Gabi. I think they already deserve enough embarrassment," Kelsi said. A few girls walked pass the gang, whispering to each other. Gabriella noticed they were from West High from their championship game.

"Did you hear? Gossip Girl's back. And she's already making plans about those people at East High," one of the cheerleaders said. The other cheerleader laughed.

"I'm so glad I don't go to East High." They walked away, gossiping more about the Wildcat elite. Gabriella whipped her hair around and saw Sharpay and Zeke looking down.

"You guys knew about this?" Gabriella snapped. After getting rid of Gossip Girl, she was actually glad there was no more people making up lies and being stalker-ish on her life. She's never been reported on before and she was getting really pissed off. Now that Gossip Girl's back, she's going back to where she started.

"You guys should have gotten a text message about it," Sharpay spoke up. Gabriella dug through her purse as the others were also trying to find their phones either through their pockets or their purses and found out they had one unread text message. Gabriella touched the 'Read' button on her iPhone and read Gossip Girl's latest entry.

"I can't believe this. She's back."

"And for good. You can tell she's doing this just to ruin our lives," Zeke said.

"More like doing this so everyone knows about our lives. How did we even get to be targets of this stalker?" Kelsi asked. She closed her red Samsung Envy and groaned in frustration.

"Dude, we're like the most talked people in school. Don't you like the attention?" Jason smirked as everyone turned to glare at him.

"Well, we can't stop her. We'll just have to live with it," Troy shrugged.

"I swear, if she ever updates people about me being pregnant when it's not true, I swear I will claw her eyes out in person," Gabriella hissed. Troy's eyes widened as his arms slithered around her waist.

"Gabi, calm down," Chad said.

"She's not that bad until everyone starts rumors about it," Sharpay insisted. Gabriella sighed and lay back on her boyfriend's chest.

"C'mon, let's go to Charpon's." The gang nodded as they head out to their different cars and drove to their favorite hang out place.

I'm so glad to be back in the fresh air of Wildcat gossip!

Everyone's heading toward Charpon's while I get my inside sources to go ahead and into Charpon's themselves. No need to update you on what they're doing. We all know it's dreading toward senior year.

Chat you later.

xoxo,

Gossip Girl

A/N: Sorry I haven't been on FF. I've been reading stories but not writing. This was made a while ago as you saw you the preview in Everything I Want. I'm working on a new story and some new oneshots. As you can see, Basketball Fighting was deleted by someone reporting me. I don't really get how it was reported as using someone else's idea. This wasn't really anyone's idea except for mine. I just got the title from a Taiwanese drama series I watched before. But oh well; sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm not gonna update that. At least I'm doing a sequel on this and doing another story that will come up soon. Hope you like this. And trust me, I'm going to bring a lot of juiciness.