A/N: so, I really need to work on my humor and well, spelling, grammar, blah blahblah. So I'm gonna write a two-shot, to try improve my work! So, tell me what you guys think in a review? I'm kinda looking for a beta-reader, if anyone's interested? o.o
If you review I'll give you Sasuke!
Sasuke: -squirms- hmmph!
Me: oh, he's tied up and got a sock in his mouth! –giggles-
Sasuke: -rolls eyes-
Sakura: anyhow! On with the story! RoobieBooh owns nothing except the plot of this story.
Change of Personalities:
Chapter one
Naruto had this great idea.
And perhaps he could use it as one of his next best pranks. Even though he's like 17, he'll never give up his oh-so-awesomely-awesomeness-awesome pranks.
Now, I wonder who I can use as my…test subjects. Teehee!
Naruto had a neko-like grin, rubbing his hands together slowly. He turned his head from left to right, all the while searching the busy streets of Konoha to find his victims. He was thinking that maybe Kiba could be one, and perhaps… Ino?
Naruto had to cover his mouth with his hands to keep from snickering.
"Naruto, what are you doing? You look like you're about to pounce on a nearby girl and force feed her ramen or something."
Naruto nearly jumped out of his skin when someone's breath tickled his ear as the voice whispered softly. He jumped back, failing to get into a combat position and ended up forming a complete idiotic wanna-be ninja stance.
"I shall chop you with chopstick, person! I am not afraid of you! I'll jump on your back and bite your ear while sticking my fingers in your nose and-"
"Baka! Behind you! And that's disgusting!"
Naruto sweat dropped as he turned his head around slowly, his eyes wide with panic. "S-s-sakura-chan?! Don't scare me like that!" he jumped around, pulling at his hair, waterfall tears streaming out of his eyes, "You could've given me a heart attack and then I would've twitched on the ground like a retarded jellyfish and die and never get to kiss you-"
-BONK!-
"Itai! Sakura-chaaaan! What was that for?! Every time you hit me I lose more brain thingies-"
"-sells…" Sakura corrected him, tapping her foot impatiently with her arms crossed over her chest, a vain threatening to pop in her forehead as she waited for the blonde to shut up.
"-then I won't be able to test my new-!" Naruto froze, opening his eyes and looked Sakura up and down. A broad smile appeared on his features as his eyes lit up with twinkling stars.
And here he thought every time Sakura punched him on the head that she destroyed his brain thingies. Oh how he was wrong. She punched more brain thingies into his brain and turned him into a freakin' genius!
Naruto gave Sakura a bear hug before storming off, leaving a cloud of dust behind him. All the while yelling over his shoulder, "You're the best Sakura-chan, dattebayo!"
A confused Sakura stared at the retreating back of Naruto. Her lips forming a confused 'o' and her brows furrowed slightly, still trying to figure out what the hell just happened.
So… if I was Teme… where would I be?
Naruto stood on the head of the third Hokage's Face that was carved into the mountain. He never knew how they got it right, so he supposed shinobi with the earth element had created it. (a/n: I honestly have no idea what you call those faces. I'm just hoping you guys know what I'm talking about.)
Maybe he'll be at Ichiraku's! 'Cause I would totally go there!
Pumping chakra into his feet, Nauto leaped from one roof top to another, on his way to his favorite ramen stand.
He jumped down next to Ichiraku's Ramen Stand, peaking in to see if the Uchiha was there. He had to swallow a mouth full of saliva to keep himself from drooling once he smelled the delicious aroma of his favorite food.
Maybe I could grab just one bowl…
But you need to find that Uchiha brat, kit.
I know, but a small break for a bowl of ramen won't hurt, right?
Whatever, kit. Just don't complain when you fail in your new prank.
Ghaa! So many choices in life!
Naruto scrunched up his nose and pulled at his hair, mentally arguing with himself whether he should stay for a bowl of super-duper-awesomesauce ramen or return his little self-assigned 'find teme' mission.
He chose the latter, turning around and started walking away from Ichiraku's with slumped shoulders, sulking whilst thinking of the next possible place Sasuke could be.
His bright blue eyes sparkled as he was pretty sure the Uchiha could be nowhere else but at the training grounds. Naruto knew Sasuke long enough to know that the Uchiha bastard always used his free time train. And since he knew for a fact that they had no missions for the rest of the week, Naruto couldn't think of any other place the Uchiha would be. Since Sasuke's world revolves around 'power' and stuff.
As Naruto skipped merrily down the busy street to the training grounds, he sang in a rather loud voice, successfully making every person he passed by cringe at his horrible off-key singing, "One sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old McDonald had a farm, Heeeey Macarena!'
"Tch, what a loser."
"Hey! That's an awesomesauce song, kay!" Naruto retorted, pointing an accusing finger at the raven-haired stoic boy in front of him."
"Try singing that when no one's around, dobe."
"Make me, teme!"
"Don't tempt me, deadlast."
"Why not, emo boy?! You're not the boss of me!" Naruto stuck his tongue out at the Uchiha rather childishly.
Sasuke shook his head, pinching the bridge of his nose, "Idiot."
Naruto folded his arms over his chest, turning his face away from the Uchiha, "Oh yeah? I'll have you know that I'm smarter than you think!"
"Whatever, dumbass." The Uchiha rolled his eyes, turning around to continue with his training.
"I can prove it!"
"I don't care."
"Tell me, if guns don't kill people, then people kill people, right? So if toasters don't toast toast, then toast toast toast!" Naruto nodded to himself, feeling extremely smart.
Sasuke looked at the blonde as if he just grew a second head, trying to decipher what kind of language the idiot spoke in. Slapping the Kyuubi vessel on the back of his head, Sasuke scowled. "That's not being smart at all, you idiot."
"Oi! Don't slap me! And of course it is!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes, not sure if he should just leave or kick some common sense into the dobe. Choosing the former, the raven-haired shinobi turned to leave.
"Wait! Sasuke! Can I ask you something?"
"You just did."
"Okay! Sheesh! Can I ask you two questions then?"
"That was the second one, loser."
"Ahrg! Fine! I'm asking three! And don't say that was the third one because I didn't ask this time!"
"Tch, whatever."
"So, I was thinking about having a movie night or something at my place, and wanted to know if you'll join? I'm gonna ask Sakura right after I get you to say yes! There's gonna be ramen and ramen and ramen and ramen! You can bring whatever you like and-!"
"No."
"Come on, Teme!" Naruto begged with waterfall tears, hugging the Uchiha's arm. "Please, please, please, please, please?!"
"Get off me, dobe!" Sasuke scowled, trying to push the blonde off his arm rather violently.
"If you say yes, then I'll let go of your arm!"
"Fine! Now get off me, idiot!"
Naruto jumped up and down excitedly, cheering, "Yeay! We're gonna have so much fun, dattebayo!"
"Pathetic." Sasuke muttered, making an effort to get away from the dobe as quickly as possible before he had to invent himself new ear drums from Naruto's loud annoying voice.
"I said no, Naruto. As much as I'd love to join, I can't. I have to work late at the hospital tonight and I don't have time for movie nights."
"But Sakura-chan! Teme's coming and I don't want to be alone with that bastard the whole night! He might just infect my toes with his emoness and I don't want black and brooding toes! And if I have black and brooding toes, my life is over!" Naruto wailed, desperately trying to get the pink-haired medic to say yes.
"Naruto, I ca-"
"I'll speak to Tsunade-baa-chan. But please Sakura-chan," Naruto sniffed dramatically, his lips forming a frown as he wiped his eyes, "I need you!"
Sakura softened her eyes, a small smile tugging at her lips. She giggled, shaking her head at her best friend. "Alright, Naruto. But only if Tsunade-sama says it's fine."
"And what must I be fine with?"
Sakura stiffened before she turned around, looking at her shishou. "Tsunade-sama!" Sakura bowed quickly before nudging Naruto's side.
Naruto grinned sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck as he chuckled nervously, "Ts-tsunade-baa-chan! What a surprise! I was actually wondering if Sakura could get off from work tonight since I'm having this movie night thing, y'know…"
"Hn… and why should I just let my best medic-nin go watch movies when there's lives at stake here in the hospital?" Tsunade's booming voice echoed in the hallways. She folded her arms over her big chest, raising a perfect brow at the two seventeen-year-olds she considered children of her own.
Naruto grinned cockily, wiggling his eyebrows up and down before he answered, "Because I'll buy you lots of sake…?"
Tsunade closed her eyes and furrowed her brows, a small blush forming on her cheeks as she turned to leave, "I want it on my desk 07h00 sharp tomorrow morning!"
Naruto pumped his fist in the air, doing a little victory dance before he dropped to clutch his head in pain, groaning loudly.
"Naruto no Baka! You can't bribe Tsunade-sama like that! What if she refused? You could've gotten me in a lot of trouble!"
"She didn't refuse, Sakura-chan! That's why you won't get in a lot of trouble, plus, you get to spend some quality time with your favorite teammate that's totally handsome, dattebayo!" Naruto chuckled, holding both thumbs up at Sakura.
Sakura giggled, punching Naruto playfully on the arm as they made their way out of Konoha Hospital, on their way to Naruto's house to prepare for the night.
Naruto mentally chuckled evilly. His plan was starting to go perfectly. But first, he had to worry about getting that sake he promised to Tsunade-baa-chan, or he's gonna be losing a lot more than just a few brain thingies!
A/N: So that's the first chapter! Ghighi! The second one will be longer, I promise! So tell me what you guys think in a review!
RoobieBooh