A/N: This was made just for fun, and was taken from Yu-Gi-Oh!, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Lord of the Rings, Gattica, and other influences, as well as our own creations.
k: Just to let readers know, if indeed there are any, my technology is ultimate, and will withstand and deflect any and all reviews that do not have my approval.
L: Um, Kaiba, don't scare away anyone.
k: ...
L: All right, just upload the files.
. . . UPLOADING . . .
Scream and Run Away. THE CHEZZZE IS COMING!!!
...system override...send message...message sent...
k: well, that's done.
...warning
k: what?
...warning...system deleting past knowledge...
k: stop that!
...is stopped...respectably remind you that you do not know
everything...BLAH!!!
The Head: You thought me gone!? OH HOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
k: good grief!
The Head: cries NOT THE GRIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!! POOF
k: Yeah! He's gone!
The Cheeze: BLAH!
k: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
...you are too loud...
k: shut up computer! I'm screaming here!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
...respectably tell you to shut up...
k: NEVER!
...SHUT UP YOU DOLT!...
k: Oooookkkkaaayyy...Hey, why did your polite manner go?
...HEY
k: Oh dear...
HEY KAI
k; my name is not kai!
HEY KAIIIIIIIIIBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
k: that's better. OH NO!
HEY KAIBA
HEY KAIBA
HEY KAIBA
HEY KAIBAHEY KAIBA
HEY KAIBAHEY KAIBAHEY KAIBAHEY KAIBA
The Cheeze: Blah!
HEY CHEEZE HEY CHEEZE HEY CHEEZE
K; Great! Now you shall suffer instead of me! No more will I hear Hey
Kaiba!!!
Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba HEeeeeyyyyyy KKaaaaiiibbbbaaa! Hey Kaiba Hey Kaiba Hey
KAIBA!!!
kAIBA KAIBA KAIBA
HEY KAIBA GOOD NIGHT!!!
k: snore
The Head: Woot!
The Cheeze: Blah
The Head: I can see the start of a wonderful friendship!
Brought to you be the makers of cheeze and heads: We're
always working! And by: the cooperation of Kaiba, a universe all it's own.
Legolas: Never read this again for the sake of Middle Earth or
your sanity.