PAIRS
at the Akatsuki Hideout
Leader: Welcome to the Akatsuki organization, mafia, gang etc. Today we are going to split you off in to pairs. To do that we are going to pick your names...OUT OF A HAT!pulls out hat out of nowhere
Everyone: Ooooo!
Leader: Yes, yes. So write your names on these sheets of paper, and say your name out loud. Then put the paper into the hat. Got it? Good. First, the man with the girly looking hair.
Itachi: It's not girly. It just makes me look sexy.
Kisame: Damn straight!
Itachi:...writes name on paperMy name is Uchiha Itachi. Don't piss me off.walks back to his spot
Leader: Next the Shark man...dude...whatever, just come here.
Kisame: writes name on paper My name is Hoshigaki Kisame! I'm still single.does a sexy smile at Itachi
Itachi:twitches
Leader:...OK. Next, the woman.
Everyone?
Leader: The blonde!
Deidara: I'm not a woman! I'm just a little girlish,that's all!writes name on paper My name is Deidara!
Leader: Oh...no wonder you didn't have any boobs...ok, Mr.Red hair.
Sasori: staring at Deidara thinking: I hope I don't get stuck with that idiot... writes name on paper Akasun no Sasori...
Leader: You have red in your name...good...note Akasun means Red sand
Sasori: Actually it's a title...
Leader: You're THAT famous?
Deidara: thinking: He's hot and famous! I WANT him!
Leader: Next!
Zetsu:writes name on paper
Black Zetsu: Our name is Zetsuuu...
White Zetsu: Yes, it is...
Leader: Ok,does that count as two people?
Black Zetsu: We thinkkk of ourselvess as two halvesss of a whole...
White Zetsu: This is true...
Leader: Ok... TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE PAIRS!draws names Itachi and Kisame...
Kisame: yessss...
Itachi:nervous glance at Kisame
Leader: Next,Deidara and Sasori.
Deidara: I love art! Do you love art Sasori-Danna?
Sasori: Yes! I like long, lasting art!
Deidara: I like short, fleeting art!
Sasori: Long!
Deidara: Short!
Sasori: LONG!
Deidara: SHORT!
and thus the argument begins
Leader: That leaves Zetsu by himself...but, you can have this toaster! It makes toast! throws Zetsu a toaster
Toaster:toast pops out
Zetsu: eats toast
Black Zetsu: This toast...is goodddd...
White Zetsu: Agreed...
Leader: Now everyone has a pair!
Kisame:molesting Itachi
Itachi: being molested
Deidara: secretly groping Sasori
Sasori:bragging about his greatness
Zetsu:gnawing on toaster
AND SO,THE AKATSUKI IS BORN!
XD;; yes, I know everyone is Acting OOC. That's the point D