HIGH SCHOOL HIJINX!
Part 1: Form Assembly Farrago!
By PinkScyther
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokémon or the school. If I owned Pokémon, I'd be famous, if I owned school I'd be infamous.
This fic is about what would happen if my Pokémon went to the high school that I go to. It took me about ten minutes to write the title, I was looking in the dictionary for something that started with f. If you don't know what a farrago is, I'm not gonna tell ya! Hahahaaa! Aren't I mean?
**this is the Pokémon speech translated**
*It's the Pokémon's first day of high school. They go to form assembly*
THUNDER: **Great, it's the first day of school. The worst day on the whole calendar.**
SPARKY: **WAKE UP QUIFF!** *Quiff wakes up* **We've only just got to form assembly and you're asleep already!**
*the teacher comes in*
TEACHER: I'm your form teacher, Mr Forsythe. We'll start with roll call and get to know each other. *starts calling the roll* Arbok!
THE ARBOK: Shaa!
MR. F: Cutie!
CUTIE: **Here!**
MR F: Garlic!
GARLIC: **There!**
*the other Pokémon start laughing*
MR F: *pretends not to notice* Golem!
THE GOLEM: Golem!
MR F: Mewbaby! *no answer* Where is Mewbaby?
MEWBABY: *floating up near the ceiling* *giggles*
MR F: Take a seat. *Mewbaby immediately grabs a chair and flys out the window* *Sigh* They don't pay me enough for this job. *calls the rest of the roll uneventfully... well nearly uneventfully* Quiff!
QUIFF: **Zzzzzzzzzzzz...**
MR F: QUIFF!
QUIFF: **AAH! Oh man, I was having this awesome dream! I was driving a Holden, and then suddenly...** *sees the look on the teacher's face* **Um, um... negative four?**
*the rest of the class starts laughing*
MR F: I suggest you go to bed earlier tonight Quiff... Slash!
SLASH: **Not here!** *the rest of the gang start laughing*
MR F: One more smart comment and you all go to the principal's office... Sparky!
SPARKY: **Here (unfortunately)**
MR F: Pardon?
SPARKY: *innocently* **I said here.**
MR F: Thunder!
THUNDER: **I'm still at home in bed.**
MR F: That's it! All of you go to the principal!
THUNDER: **But we don't know the way...**
MR F: *Sigh* Alright, you can have one more chance... Now I'm going to give you your locker numbers... *tells them their numbers and they go to put their stuff away*
SPARKY: **Wow, what are the odds of us all getting lockers next to each other?**
PIKAPIN: **Hey, mine has no door!**
CUTIE: **At least yours is at the bottom... I can't reach mine!**
QUIFF: **Whoa! Mine really reeks!**
*suddenly, Mewbaby comes flying back down the hallway... and knocks Thunder headfirst into Quiff's locker*
THUNDER: **Whoa, you're right! It stinks in here! And I know why...** *trys to get out* **Hey, can some one gimme a hand here?** *the rest of the gang grab Thunder's tail and pull... finally he pops out and they all whang into the wall* **Look! An old banana!** *holds up an old mouldy black squishy smelly banana* **Think it's still edible?**
GARLIC: **Ew! Don't eat it Thunder!**
THUNDER: **Ah well...** *throws it over his shoulder. Unfortunately, it lans right in front of Mr Forsythe, who is coming out of the classroom carrying a huge pile of books. He slips on it and falls over, and the books fall on top of him.* **Uh oh...**
~DONG! DONG! DONG!~
SLASH: **Saved by the bell! RUN!!!**
TO BE CONTINUED...
What'd ya think? I know the school thing's been done before. This whole thing is based on stuff that happens at my school... Maybe I should do a school camp one...
By the way, it's okay to give anonymous reviews but I prefer ya to have a name...
Part 1: Form Assembly Farrago!
By PinkScyther
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokémon or the school. If I owned Pokémon, I'd be famous, if I owned school I'd be infamous.
This fic is about what would happen if my Pokémon went to the high school that I go to. It took me about ten minutes to write the title, I was looking in the dictionary for something that started with f. If you don't know what a farrago is, I'm not gonna tell ya! Hahahaaa! Aren't I mean?
**this is the Pokémon speech translated**
*It's the Pokémon's first day of high school. They go to form assembly*
THUNDER: **Great, it's the first day of school. The worst day on the whole calendar.**
SPARKY: **WAKE UP QUIFF!** *Quiff wakes up* **We've only just got to form assembly and you're asleep already!**
*the teacher comes in*
TEACHER: I'm your form teacher, Mr Forsythe. We'll start with roll call and get to know each other. *starts calling the roll* Arbok!
THE ARBOK: Shaa!
MR. F: Cutie!
CUTIE: **Here!**
MR F: Garlic!
GARLIC: **There!**
*the other Pokémon start laughing*
MR F: *pretends not to notice* Golem!
THE GOLEM: Golem!
MR F: Mewbaby! *no answer* Where is Mewbaby?
MEWBABY: *floating up near the ceiling* *giggles*
MR F: Take a seat. *Mewbaby immediately grabs a chair and flys out the window* *Sigh* They don't pay me enough for this job. *calls the rest of the roll uneventfully... well nearly uneventfully* Quiff!
QUIFF: **Zzzzzzzzzzzz...**
MR F: QUIFF!
QUIFF: **AAH! Oh man, I was having this awesome dream! I was driving a Holden, and then suddenly...** *sees the look on the teacher's face* **Um, um... negative four?**
*the rest of the class starts laughing*
MR F: I suggest you go to bed earlier tonight Quiff... Slash!
SLASH: **Not here!** *the rest of the gang start laughing*
MR F: One more smart comment and you all go to the principal's office... Sparky!
SPARKY: **Here (unfortunately)**
MR F: Pardon?
SPARKY: *innocently* **I said here.**
MR F: Thunder!
THUNDER: **I'm still at home in bed.**
MR F: That's it! All of you go to the principal!
THUNDER: **But we don't know the way...**
MR F: *Sigh* Alright, you can have one more chance... Now I'm going to give you your locker numbers... *tells them their numbers and they go to put their stuff away*
SPARKY: **Wow, what are the odds of us all getting lockers next to each other?**
PIKAPIN: **Hey, mine has no door!**
CUTIE: **At least yours is at the bottom... I can't reach mine!**
QUIFF: **Whoa! Mine really reeks!**
*suddenly, Mewbaby comes flying back down the hallway... and knocks Thunder headfirst into Quiff's locker*
THUNDER: **Whoa, you're right! It stinks in here! And I know why...** *trys to get out* **Hey, can some one gimme a hand here?** *the rest of the gang grab Thunder's tail and pull... finally he pops out and they all whang into the wall* **Look! An old banana!** *holds up an old mouldy black squishy smelly banana* **Think it's still edible?**
GARLIC: **Ew! Don't eat it Thunder!**
THUNDER: **Ah well...** *throws it over his shoulder. Unfortunately, it lans right in front of Mr Forsythe, who is coming out of the classroom carrying a huge pile of books. He slips on it and falls over, and the books fall on top of him.* **Uh oh...**
~DONG! DONG! DONG!~
SLASH: **Saved by the bell! RUN!!!**
TO BE CONTINUED...
What'd ya think? I know the school thing's been done before. This whole thing is based on stuff that happens at my school... Maybe I should do a school camp one...
By the way, it's okay to give anonymous reviews but I prefer ya to have a name...