A/N: Well, I needed to write ZoSan. XD It's just so funny. Anyway ... yeah.
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece. Me wishes me did, though.
Usopp was babbling to Chopper about one of his new theories: alternate realities.
"And, Chopper, I, the great Usopp-sama, will kill all the monsters in the world!" he proclaimed.
"Wow! Really?"
"Yosh! And Zoro and Sanji would kiss …" Usopp kept on blathering about all the possibilities.
From behind the closet door, Zoro looked at Sanji.
"Hey, ero-cook, would you like to awaken him to the real world?" he whispered quietly.
Sanji returned a quiet smile. "If you're up for it, marimo."
Zoro pushed the door open quietly, not to disturb Usopp and Chopper, then started to French Sanji.
Chopper's eyes were wide. "Look, Usopp, we're in an alternate reality!"