There are one thousand seven hundred and seventy-two fanfics about someone or other playing truth or dare.
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No matter how you write it, it's a lot. From this author's point of view, too many! So she has decided to play that overlooked and forgotten game, Clue.
Only better.
The small group gathered around, curious as to what they were doing there. Well, one of them was only pretending to be curious. I'd tell you which one, but that would defeat the purpose of this. The all stared at Detective Hatsuharu, waiting for him to speak and explain everything.
"well." He said, surveying them for guilty looks. "I suppose only one of you knows why we are here, so I'll tell you. Akito Body has been murdered. Yes, struck down in cold blood. And the guilty person stands before us, amongst the other honest and hardworking people who have come simply-" at this point Haru could take it no longer and irrupted into a fit of giggles. Akito sat up in her coffin, glaring angrily at Haru.
"sorry, sorry!" he gasped out. "it's just-just-so silly!"
The author smacked him and he continued his little speech.
"who have come simply to enjoy their host's company, and instead, he is killed! Now, I ask the person responsible to step forward and confess to the crime they have committed, so that they may be sentenced by a court of law and punished for their abominable sins. Would the perpetrator lke to speak?"
There were several mutters and whispers before Colonel Kyo Mustard stepped forward.
"I'd just like to say that whoever has done this horrid thing is an awful person! I would like to challenge them to a duel! Grrrrrr…."
Hatusharu nodded and made a note. The others remained silent, wondering if Colonel Mustard was the killer.
Akito sat up again. "look. I don't like it here, I don't want to be here, I want the toblerone you promised me, and I'm getting damned uncomfortable in this coffin. Can I leave, already?"
Some men came in and took the coffin away.
Detective Hatsuharu flung a dramatic finger at Proffessor Hatori Plum.
"I accuse you, Proffesor, of killing Mr(s).Body, in the Dining Room, with the wrench!"
Proffessor Hatori put up his hands and sighed.
"ok, ok, you got me."
And Detective Hatsuharu won the game.
Miss Rin Scarlett, Mr. Shigure Green, Mrs. Kagura Peacock, Colonel Kyo Mustard, and Mrs. Tohru White all left the room, leaving Detective Hatsuharu and Proffessor Hatori Plum alone in the room.
"you are a killer!" said Detective Haru.
"yes, I am, I give in, let's stop now." Said Proffessor Hatori.
So they arrested Proffessor Hatori Plum, and Detective Hatsuharu was a hero.
And Mr(s). Akito Body finally got to get out of that freaking coffin and stretch a bit, thank herself. She strolled over to the police station where Hatori was.
"hi, Ha'ri! If Mrs. Tohru White comes to visit, which I know she will, tell her Shigure Green was saying earlier that his new housekeeper ran off when he tried to seduce her, and as I don't need one, being dead and all, she ought to consider taking up the position. Kay, byebye."
And the randomness that was Furuba Clue ended.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Clue, Fruits Basket, or the 1,772 fanfictions about Truth or Dare.