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Kidnap Mr. Oogie
To the tune of Kidnap The Sandy Claws
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER
Kidnap Mr. Boogie Man
HOOK
What do you think?
LINE
You got a plan?
SINKER
How about we work together!
HOOK
Three of a kind!
LINE
Birds of a feather!
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER
Now and Forever! Whee! La, la, la, la┘
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER
Kidnap Mr. Oogie!
Shoot raid in his eye!
Back away a few paces
And Stay to Watch Him Die!
SINKER First let's put some fresh bait Inside a rusty trap and wait When he comes a sniffing We will snap the trap and close the gate
LINE
Well, I've got a better way
To Keep that nasty guy at bay.
Let's put a Jack doll by our door
He'll leave us alone, That's for sure!
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER
Kidnap Mr. Oogie
Let's Take Him Away
Lock him in a closet
And then Give Him Plans to stay!
SINKER
Then Our Ruler Jack Skellington
Can Take the whole thing over then
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER
He'll be so pleased, I do declare!
He might even cook him rare! Yaay!
LINE
I say that we take a machete
Whack him in the head and then
Hundreds of bugs will spill out
Maybe then he'll fall down dead.
SINKER
You're so crazy, think now,
If we murder him so violently
We will lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us Black and Green!
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER
Kidnap Mr. Oogie
Shove him in a cage
Make sure he's happy inside
So we won't face his rage!
LINE AND SINKER
Because we all know King Jack is a really scary guy
Do we want to make him mad?
We Won't even try!
HOOK
Just think, he'll be so proud of us
We'll get a great big bonus!
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER
We can't wait to see!
What this reward will be! Yay!
We're his loyal subjects and we take our job with pride!
We'll do our best to please him and stay on his good side!
SINKER
I wish my cohorts weren't so strange!
HOOK
I'm not the weird one!
LINE
Are you Deranged?
SINKER
Silence!
LINE
Make me!
SINKER
I got something! Listen now!
This one is quite good you'll see!
We'll send a present to his door, upon there'll be a note to read.
Now in the box, we'll wait and hide
And When his curiosity entices him to look inside
We'll spray him on one-two-three
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER
Kidnap Mr. Oogie,
Let's have some fun with this
When the town hears he's gone
The air is filled with bliss!
Kidnap Mr. Oogie,
Try to make him mad!
Put dynamite in his sack
That oughta make Jack glad!
Kidnap Mr. Oogie,
Put him to the test!
To see if he'll escape from us!
We wanna be the best! (Laughing)