That's so pigeon

by Girgy

That's so pigeon is a very short tale about clones of Raven, Chelsea, and Eddy with different names and huge stupidity.

That's so Pigeon

Inspired by my brother's rude comments, the one that actually made everyone laugh.

Daily News-

"There is a psychic freak walking around town!"

"Oh no!" said Pelsea and Muddy at once, "Pigeon's been found out!"

(meanwhile on top of the empire state building)

"I'm a psychic!"

"Prove it!"

"In a few hours I'll be dead." And Pigeon flung herself of the building. "Cowabunga!"

"It didn't work!" she shouted. And she shot herself. That didn't work either.

"You're a fake!" someone screamed, "That's it, you're going to jail!"

"Noooooooooooo!!!!!" Pigeon yelped, and then…. She died.