Duo 'n' His Braid

Duo 'n' His Braid!

Disclaimer: HOW MANY FRIGGEN' TIMES

DO I HAVE To TELL YOU!?!?!?

don't. own. Gundam. Wing.

Or any song my mind chooses

to put in here. =P

I don't own Tenchi Muyo! either.

HELL, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING

BUT THE PLOT! *oiy*

Note: Everyone gets to meet my muse

at the end of this fic!

*yay*

Italics are thoughts, bold is special

emphizations(sp?)like:

"I really hate you!"

or something. LOL.

{ } are author notes.

~*~

Duo tossed and turned, taking the blanket with him. Hilde growled and took it back.

"Duo, gimme the blanket!" she whined, half-heartedly. He woke up and stared at her with those puppy-dog eyes.

"Awww, Hildie!" he whimpered, knowing it would work.

"Fiiiiine," complied Hilde, and sighed. He always does that to me!

"Hilde, babe, you rule," was his final murmer as he went back to sleep.

"He does know how to give compliments, though," she smiled, and curled up. Duo opened one eye to look at her.

Poor Hildie…no blanket…all cuz I took it from her…aww…

He thought, and took the blanket and covered her in it, too.

They both fell asleep, and Hilde laughed in her sleep at Duo who was snoring.

~*~

Wufei watched through the window at the happily sleeping couple.

"Stupid people…always happy! DON'T BE HAPPY MAXWELL!" he screeched, causing yet another car collision.

Magical Girl Pretty Sammy Theme Music began to play in the backround.

Don't you ever worry!

Don't you get too weary!

I am always here for you!

The future's full of wonders

Mystery all over

In the miracle, you have faith

If you keep on dreamin'

It sure will come true

The magic spell you chant

Will solve and make

All of the problems right!

Thirsty, you may be sometimes

Say a magic word and

You will have a drink!

Hungry, you may be sometimes!

But say the magic word, and

You will have a drink!

The boy you love and care for

In your secret fancy

May believe in you

The wonder magic power

The last remaining power

The magic power on your side

Just watch and you will see

The love you have longed

The magic spell you chant

Will bring the fortunes back for you

Make a blunder

And be late

The magic will bring you

Back a happy smile

All the tiresome work you've got

You just leave it all

Leave it all to me!

Thirsty, you may be sometimes

Say the magic word

And you will have a drink

Hungry, you may be sometimes

Say the magic word, and

You'll get everything you need!

{Why I just put that song in my fic, is a mystery unbeknownst to me. I'm just weird, I guess. ^^;;}

Wufei put his hands over his ears in annoyance, but the song just played over…and over…and over…and over…again…in his head.

"AGGGGGH! PRETTY SAMMY!" screamed Wufei.

Pretty Sammy suddenly appeared and whacked him with a frying pan.

"Meanie! Don't make fun of my singing!" she stormed, while Ryo-Ohki bit him. She disappeared in a blue flash, Ryo-Ohki on her shoulder.

Wufei did the cod-eye thing. You know, the cod-eye thing! O.o ßthat's the cod-eye thing! {Cool, I can make arrows! ßà}

Trowa came walking out, lugging a bad of groceries while Catherine grinned at him and annoyed him by talking endlessly(and she knew she was too).

"And Quatre said…blah…blah…blah…" droned Catherine, a devious smile on her face. Trowa was her slave, she had won a bet, and he had to do EVERYTHING for her for a month.

God, end my suffering…please!

Thought Trowa, trying to plead with God.

ANYTHING TO MAKE HER STOP!

"Cathy? Can you, um, stop?" pleaded Trowa. "Please?"

"No," said Catherine, and went on chattering.

~*~

Wufei didn't like that mystery meat Duo had planted on him. He wanted revenge. He didn't dare take revenge on Heero…he was too insane about Relena. Not Sally, she would kill him. The little weaklings had thrown him to America, where listening to N*Sync was his torture. And this leaves Quatre, the cookie-maniac. Wufei had enough

cookies for awhile. This left…Duo. No, he didn't like mystery meat. But he knew what would destroy Duo. No, not Hilde, that was too dangerous. His hair…

~*~

How'd you like it?! I loved writing it, even the

strange urges to put weird Tenchi Muyo

or Sailor Moon songs in. o.O;;

Didya like it? Or hate it?

Comments greatly appreciated,

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I said you'd get to meet my muse! Here he is!

Kyu-to!

(A small, Chibi version of Satoshi walks in.)

::sigh:: Ryo, I'm trying to sleep…

KYU-TO-SAN! ::beats him:: Baka!

You didn't let me write anything…

Do you realize how much I've

suffered?!

But…but…but…RYO! You're blaming

me?! You so suck…I HATE YOU!

NO, I hate YOU!

Grrr…I hateyouhateyouhateyouhateyou…

I HATE YOU MORE! ::sulks in her corner::

::sulks in his corner:: Right back atya, baka no Ryo-chan.

I hate him! -_-Anyways…

Cya l8er!

*~Ryo-chan

"He didn't dare take revenge on Heero, he was too insane about Relena…"