Chapter 1

The Midnight Falls over Gravity Falls

Ah summer break a time to just sit back relax and if your a hybrid go to a summer camp of monsters and learn to control your supernatural powers and then there's my kind of summer where I have to go to some town at the back end of oregon called Gravity Falls but let's start at the beginning my name Is Damian Alucard Shade.

It all started when I got my heart broken by my best friend and crush Talia Denaro so my parents decided to ship me and my two twin sisters Kelly and Alicia to see our grandfather Vlad Dracula Tepes known to humans as Alucard and his creepy gothic mansion.

My sisters tended to see life on the darker side of things but still saw the light in everything while I prefered darkness our grandfather had sponsored some tourist trap called the mystery shack and guess who had to work there while working their I met Wendy and my twin sisters said I was smitten I denied it of course I still I had feelings for Talia even if I think the girl is a cute redhead, and thought the way she acted was kind of cute, crap I am smitten with the lumberjacks daughter but in all honestly she reminded me of Talia seriously.

So life seemed pretty boring till the pines twins stans great niece and nephew showed up then things got weird supernatural level weird and I just labeled it as being Damien Shades luck.

Dipper had gone out into the woods hanging up signs where he found a journal with a six fingered hand and a number three on the cover how do I know this you may ask well I walked into his room and heard him talking about zombies and I just had to offer him help in his zombie problem.

"Kid" I said "huh" said Dipper "If your thinking that your sisters new boyfriend is a zombie I only have one piece of advice, get evidence, and a shotgun one to the head stops em dead" I said "how did you know" asked Dipper "well one you just shouted zombie and I have a pair of eyes and ears a human voice is not that gravely and I'm about to tell you a secret that no one else in this backwater oregon town knows I'm half werewolf half vampire my bestfriend is half zombie and he has a serious limp like this guy." I told Dipper.

"I don't know if I believe that hybrid stuff but you are right I may need some proof on mabel's boyfriend." said Dipper "can you help me Damian?" asked Dipper "sure kid." said Damian.

Damian and Dipper grabbed a video camera and spent the day following Mabel and her boyfriend Norman they kept following but there was nothing that they could see in fact they had seen enough and so they returned to the shack.

Dipper went to try and convince Mable that Norman was a zombie and Damian went to hang out with Wendy and drive around the forest, Damian decided he would ask Wendy out after driving and finishing there work Dipper came running towards them "Wendy, Damian I need to borrow the golf cart and save my sister from being eaten by a zombie." said Dipper Wendy just smiled at him and gave him the keys.

Damian stayed with Dipper since he promised to help Dipper with his problems they ran into soos who gave them a shovel for the Zombies and a bat incase they see a pinata and Damian started driving and they arrived at a cave "well damn they're just a bunch of gnomes well this just got insanely easy." said Damian.

"Wow I was way off." said Dipper, Dipper read through the book "gnomes little men of the gravity falls forest weaknesses unknown." said Dipper

"In my experience as a monster lord gnomes are pretty low on the spectrum of creatures." said Damian "well until they start working together then it becomes a little harder for anything under B rank level monsters, don't worry I'm an S class which is far above B rank." said Damian "now you tiny ass holes let the girl go she has no interest in you." said Damian his blue eyes turning red.

"This is a big misunderstanding prince Alucard she's just marrying all one thousand of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity." said Jeff the gnome leader.

"I'll give you five minutes before I start reminding you why they call me the impaler reborn." said Damian taking a knife out of his boot.

"You can't scare us Alucard the gnomes are a powerful race." said Jeff.

"Your an E class creature I'm an S class super monster, if you think you can beat me I just have to show you the error of your ways." said Damian picking Jeff up and throwing him to the side.

Dipper ran up to his sister and cut her free they ran to Damian and the golf cart and buckled in and Damian started driving away.

Outside the cave they were starting to get chased by a giant gnome beast "gods damn it this just got a hundred times more annoying." said Damian and he just drove faster back to the shack upon arriving back at the shack Damian just floated up in front of Jeff eyes glowing red anger very evident in his eyes for them annoying him.

"Leave now and I'll spare you continue this and I'll kill you slowly." said Damian and this time Jeff did leave.

"Alright kids I'm going home I'll see you guys later." said Damian and he made his way back to mansion he lived in.

He walked in and saw his grandfather and siblings in the sitting room and he made his way to his room exhausted from his day of searching for zombies and gnome beating he got to his room and he got a call from Wendy "yeah." said Damian answering the lumber jills call.

"Hey Damian I was wondering would you like to go on a date tomorrow my dad and brothers will be out at the start of fishing season tomorrow and I bet your grandpa and Stan are gonna do the same I know you get bored easily." said Wendy.

"Sure, I'll pick you up tomorrow morning at eight and we'll just spend the day hanging out though I don't know what we could do the whole town will be at the lake fishing." said Damian.

"I'm sure we can think of something we could probably just spend the day watching your collection of monster movies." said Wendy.

"I guess we could do that." said Damian and he went to bed.