*More randomness from me. A short drabble. Hope you enjoy! And I'm not being offensive cause of the title and such…please don't be offended by it. :D*

"Nom! I'm up people!" Rin Kagamine yelled, announcing to the world that she had woken up. But, everyone was gone, out. She felt a little lonely, but got herself motivated by making herself some breakfast.

"Breakfast~ Breakfast! Breakfast!" she began to hum in the empty house. But, she made the fatal mistake of accidently lighting her clothes on fire when she tried to light the gas stove. Thankfully, she remembered the "Stop, Drop, and Roll" technique and managed to put out the fire. But, her pajamas were burnt, so Rin went to her room to get some clothes on. That would have been a better idea….if she remembered to close the curtains to the large window in her room. Many young perverts saw the girl in her bra and panties.

"PERVERTS!" Rin yelled, whacking each of them down with a frying pan and breaking many bones(she was clothed, by the way). It wasn't a very good start to the day, but the blond was motivated to make the day better. So, she decided to go out and buy some oranges. They were running low anyway.

But, Rin had forgotten to wash her more…decent clothes and underwear. She was forced (well, she was too lazy to do her laundry) to wear a short skirt, a tank top, and some revealing underclothes. But alas, Rin Kagamine was obvious to all when she went to the bus to get her precious oranges. Taking the bus was a brutal mistake, for she tripped and fell on the stairs. That resulted in everyone on the crowded bus seeing some erm…sexy undergarments. The whole ride there, she was hit on and touched. But, she couldn't move. It was a depressing ride, but Rin was still optimistic.

It turns out her crush, Len was on that bus.

What a bad day for Rin so far, but it gets worse.

Anyway, the girl came over to her local market to get some oranges, but found that they were all out, so she decided to get some bananas instead. A kind man offered for her to sample one of his bananas, and Rin happily accepted. Oh, did I tell you she had an…odd way of eating bananas? Let's just say guys got the wrong idea. She kicked them in the balls, bought the bananas, and went to another market to get some oranges. That also was not a good idea.

Rin was walking back to the bus stop when it started to rain. It just happened to be that she was wearing a white shirt and forgot a jacket. The girl was humiliated and furious. So, Rin Kagamine ran over to a church in the middle of prayer and yelled.

"YOU KNOW WHAT? GOD'S A FUCKING PERVERT!"

The church members were outraged, to say the least and kicked her out in the pouring rain. Not very nice is it? But, as she walked home dejected, humiliated, and embarrassed, Len finally managed to catch up to her to give her his jacket and lend her his umbrella.

The day went uphill from there.

*:D hope you liked! I feel so…dirty after writing this o.o*