Title: X-men Play: Robin Hood (the comedy version: men in tights)
Author: Melody
Email: m_Buska@yahoo.com
Rating: PG-13

Feedback: but of course I need to know how funny this is
Warnings: extremely funny to laugh your pants off and the ideal of how guys will look in this
Archive: don't really own this unless I really want to lose a lot of money due to the fact that they'll sue me so to play it save I don't own Nada, *nothing* just that I made up the story that's it…
Summary: The X-men as well as the guys are forced to participate in a local charity play! Unfortunately it comes with tights I tell you

Author Notes: ok my grammar needs some work… and also that only Logan calls Rogue Marie so you know when she's with her friends or anybody else and when she's with Logan! dude this inspired me by the movie "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"

Cast:

     Wolverine/Logan .... Robin Hood

Cyclops/Scott.... Prince John

Gambit/Remy.... Mervin, Sheriff of Rottingham

Rogue/Marie .... Maid Marian

Iceman/Bobby.... Blinkin

Pyro/St. john.... Ahchoo

Dr. Grey/Jean .... Broomhilde

Iceman/Bobby .... Will Scarlet O'Hara 

Professor Xavior .... King Richard

Beast/Hank .... Rabbi Tuckman

Director: Jubilee

Costume designer: Kitty


Well that's most of the listing of the characters

'  '-Means thoughts

Midsummer Intro:

The silent is swept away by the planning of thus so-called charity event. Everyone is sitting at the table trying to figure out what kind of entertainment they should do. Every season in every year there is this tradition to where the x-men set up a charity event for the little kids at Mutant High. The older kids (graduated teens who some are on the junior x-men and others on the X-men team) and the adults (some are teachers some are x-men and others are both) must participate in this charity event or Xavier will do something that will make them regret it.

"Does anyone have any idea on what we should do for this upcoming charity entertainment event?" Asked Xavier.

"How about a play? Not like those boring plays but a comedy that has action but not too violent and some romance but not too mushy?" suggested Kitty.

"That is a marvelous suggestion, Kitty!" Said Rogue.

"Now what would be a great play?" said Jubilee. Turning to the television, she came upon a movie. Robin Hood: Men in Tights. "That's it! Robin Hood: Men in Tights!" "It would be so hilarious and fun for adults and kids to enjoy"

"Oh no you're not going to have us wear tights! Fuck no I wouldn't be caught dead in tights! I don't even think that any guys here would want to wear tights, well except for Scooter here since you know how pansy he is," Logan chuckled on the Idea of Scooter wearing tights.

"Very funny, Wolfy, just so you know that if I have to wear tights so will you! And if you think I look funny in tights just wait till we see you! A hairy wolf in tights!" Argued Scott.

"Oh great here it goes again, will you stop it both of you! Seriously you act like bunch of teenagers even Bobby and John act like that!" Jean yelled.

"Hey!" both John and Bobby reacted at the same time acting as if they were insulted.

"Ahem, I think it's a good idea that we do this play and just so all of you know that you all have to take part of this play no matter what! Jubilee, you will be the director and in charge of the play and Kitty sensing your fashion expertise you will be costume designer! I will even take part of this play myself so that it is fair! Everyone understand that?" said Xavier.

"Yeah whatever."

"Cool!"

"I'm down."

"Grr (grunted most likely it's a yeah)"

"Fine."

"Very well then, Jubilee, I suggested that you get this play right away!" Exit Xavier while everyone was too busy thinking about the play.

Meanwhile…

Jubilee, Rogue, and Kitty were in their room to discuss the play.

"Oooh this will be so great and so funny, I can't wait till I pick who's playing who!" Jubilee said excitingly.

"I know this will so cool, I can't wait till I design the outfits they're gonna be marvelous." Said Kitty

"Ah know, that was a great suggestion on picking the play, Jubes!" Rogue said while thinking how Logan looks in tights! She chuckled on the idea of Wolverine in tights!

"Oooh, Rogue, you should play Maid Marian and Logan should play Robin Hood! Since you have control over your skin you get to kiss him!" Suggested Kitty

"Oh that's it chicka, it's official, you will play Maid Marian and Robin Hood will be Logan. Plus while you and Logan are off to rehearse together, things will probably get hot. Besides by the end of the play you'll both know how you both feel about each other!" Said Jubes.

"NOOOOOO…that would be embarrassing for me, please, Jubes, don't make do that!" 'Although kissing him won't be embarrassing wait no focus, Rogue' Rogue said.

"Nope, it's official now, if you excuse me I have to do the script and pick who's playing who! Later, chickas." And with that Jubilee left the room.

Kitty however said that she had to go and get some materials and work on the costumes and told Rogue that she'll see her later!

So with that, Rogue was by herself with the thoughts on how she was going to play Maid Marian without having Logan sense her true feelings.

Thinking back, Logan just came back a month ago after 3 years he's been gone and since then Marie and Logan have been spending a lot of time together but only just as friends. She wonders how it would be if it were something more than friendship between Logan and her.

'Oh get a grip, Rogue, ahll he sees in you is just nothing more of a friend,' sighed Rogue thoughtfully.

Getting herself together she walked out of her room and made her way through the hall passing Logan's room.

"Hey, Marie, going somewhere?" Logan said as she walked past his room.

"Oh hey, Logan, no ah was just going to get something to eat, whatcha doing?" asked Marie.

"Nothing just going to watch the hockey game tonight, wanna join me?" said Logan.

"Shure, I'll just go get some refreshments and some snacks ok?"

"Ok, oh hey, Marie, get some beers while you're at it, k?"

"Ok be right back!" With that Marie made her way down to the kitchen.

[Logan's Room]

"Ok, Ahm back," as Marie entered Logan's room.

"Finally thought I have to come get you seeing how you took so long getting here."

"Hey ah waz getting the refreshments, there's just so much to carry."

With that Marie set herself against the bed and gave the snacks and beer to Logan.

"So who's playing against who?" asked Marie while she stuffed herself with Ruffles chips!

"Red Wings Vs. Maple Leafs, American verses Canadian!"

"Oh ah hope the Red Wings the Maple Leafs."

"Yeah I doubt it, oh hey, Marie, do you know who's playing who for the play?" Logan asked while sipping at his beer.

'Knowing that it would be humiliating to tell him that he is Robin Hood while I'm Maid Marian, I could die of embarrassment. So I'll just play it cool!' Marie thought.

"Well…um…she did say like who she thinks should play who, but knowing Jubes you know she's very picky so ah don't know exactly who's who," Marie said.

"Hmm…I hope she doesn't make me Robin Hood or any of the guys who have to wear tights!"

"Oh, Logan, everyone has to wear tights and beside if they didn't wear tights then how will they sing the song 'We're Men in Tights'? They're not going to sing we're men in pants are they? Wouldn't sound right." Said Marie.

"WHAT! We have to sing too? Aww fuck, I'm not gonna be singing in no damn play, hell no! I don't care what Xavier says there is no way I'm participating in a goddamn play! Grrrr," Logan almost yelled.

And with that Marie just watched the hockey game not trying to upset Logan because he will have no choice but participate in the play but oh well.

After Marie left Logan's room that night with the Red Wings winning, of course, she said goodnight and headed towards her room. She entered her room and sure enough was Jubilee and Kitty.

"Hey Chicka, did you have fun at Wolvie's room? Oh did you tell him that he was Robin Hood?" snickered Jubilee

"Um…ah don't know if he'll even do it, but knowing what the professor's gonna do there's no way he'll back down! Plus he doesn't know who he's playing. Heck he didn't even know that this was also a musical! But it will be funny though!" Rogue said.

"Well he'll find out tomorrow because I scheduled with the professor a rehearsal!" said Jubilee

And with that all three of them went to sleep waiting till the next day of rehearsal.