Vacation with a Twist

DiscLamer: I don't own One Piece, but in this story I own two poeple Miscellaneous First Mate Sam and Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth who are the only two people in Blackbeard's new crew.

Zolo: You know you' re dead after you put out a few more

chapters. 5

FFO: Right, while Zolo starts a countdown on How many chapters to kill me in R&R this story.

Tashigi was on a boat in the middle of the ocean. She didn't want to, but what else could she do? They were "orders".

Flashback (A flashback this early in a story, I know it is unprecedented!)

Tashigi [angry: Vacation! I DO NOT need a vacation!

Smoker: Tashigi, you do need a vacation. You look like a the cross between a pumpkin and a turkey that's been in a freezer for two years, put in a coma and thrown against wall for tennis practice 200 times a day.

Tashigi: What, no I DO NOT!

Smoker held a mirror up to Tashigi. Tashigi pushed it away.

Tashigi: OK, fine, maybe I am just a little tired, sleepy, and paranoid about trying to catch the Straw Hat Pirate Crew and I am a little tired of eating the same thing Every single day and I haven't had a vacation in a long while and . . . .

End of Flashback

Tashigi: Now I remember how he ordered me to do this. I talked him into it. Well, he never said that I could not "look for some old friends" while I was gone.

Back with the Straw Hat Crew

Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper were on the upper deck singing "Welcome to My Black Parade" in the background way off key and way off beat.

When I was a young boy, my fa

ther took me into the city
to see a mar

ching band.

Nami and Zoro [angry: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP, UP THERE!

They heard a loud punch, a bunch of screaming, some running around, and then it was quiet. Robin came down below the deck reading a book.

Nami [surprised: Robin, what did you do?

Zoro [surprised: Yeah, it's . . . quiet.

N. Robin: Well, sometimes in order to gain peace one must have a little violence.

Nami: You used your extra hands to hit them upside the head and tried to throw them over board again, didn't you?

N. Robin [skeptically raising an eyebrow: Maybe.

Zoro: Yeah, she tried to throw them overboard again.

N. Robin, Zoro, and Nami were all starring at the Master Map.

N. Robin: So, what are you and Zoro doing?

Nami: We're trying to figure out where to dock.

Zoro: What information do you carry?

N. Robin went back outside and up to the Crows Nest.

Zoro: Robin, we can't trust you if you don't do your job!

N. Robin: Um . . . Zoro, what are you most afraid of?

Zoro: I don't know. Why?

N. Robin was looking through the spyglass that was always left in the Crow's Nest.

N. Robin: Well, I see a small boat!

N. Robin looked down at the deck again only to find that Luffy and Usopp was trying to swab the deck of the Merry Go with chocolate pudding.

Robin [angry: Grr. and make me slip and fall again? Hey Sanji can you come here!

Sanji was down in the kitchen fixing snacks for everybody.

Sanji: Now where's my pudding?

Sanji thought of why those guys came in and left in a hurry bigger than when they came in.

Sanji: Wait a minute!

Sanji flew up the stairs to the deck only to find Luffy and Usopp scrubbing the deck with his pudding. He looked up at the Crow's Nest only to find Robin looking down at him.

Sanji: Oh, I get it.

From below the deck Nami and Zoro could hear kicking, slapping, hitting, slipping, falling, and what sounded like a man over board. In addition, they heard a faint kiss. They went up to the deck.

N. Robin: Thank you honey.

Sanji: Don't mention sweetheart.

Nami: All right, what is going on up here?

Zoro: Yeah, it sounds like a bunch of turkeys fighting a chicken.

N. Robin and Sanji: Well . . . you see. . .

Nami and Zoro: You know what, never mind.

Zoro: Just tell me about the rowboat.

N. Robin: OK. Well . . . hey the rowboats gone! Either that or it's very tiny.

Sanji: You're holding it the wrong way.

N. Robin: W –Wait you're right.

N. Robin turned the spyglass around and looked for the rowboat.

N. Robin: Hold on, the rowboat is . . . running into another pirate ship and we've got another pirate ship on our hands.

Luffy: Another ship? All right!

Usopp: Um . . . hello, man over board!

Nobody except Luffy (whom everyone was staring at) was the only person helping Usopp. Zoro went below deck.

Chopper: So what are we going to do?!

N. Robin: Nothing, we wait.

Chopper: Wait! Why?

Nami: We want to see what the rowboat will do.

Chopper: Why?

N. Robin: Because it's Whitebeard's Ship.

Luffy and Usopp: You mean Big Brother Ace?

Nami and N. Robin [annoyed: No, we mean your Uncle Chase.

Luffy and Usopp: What?

Nami: Never mind.

Back with the Whitebeard Crew

Miscellaneous Pirate Martin: Captain I've found a rowboat on the . . . let's see our boat is North so . . . that would be . . . to our . . . left!

Captain Whitebeard: Martin don't tell me you still don't know the parts or sides of a ship!

Miscellaneous Pirate Martin: I haven't been studying, as I should, sir!

M P Martin lifted the rowboat onto the ship.

Ace: Hey, that's mm . . . mmm . . . mm . . . mmmmm

Black Beard was holding his mouth shut, or he would've been if he weren't sick so to replace him, we have Miscellaneous First Mate Sam, or we would've had her If she didn't have a bowling tournament today so to replace her we have Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth whom likes Miscellaneous First Mate Sam very much and wants to do nothing but make her happy so since she's off being happy, then have Miscellaneous Second Mate Seth holding Ace's mouth shut.

Robin: We sent Zolo off on a wild goose chase to vent his anger.

Nami: Don't take his threat seriously and stop tensing up.

FFO: Alright, if you say so, well I got to go work on chapter 2!