It was a cold, bleak, christmas eve, and beyond the choas of christmas carolers, Malfoy was drifting to sleep.

He woke up to find one hundred and nintey nine Slytherins dancing in front of his eyes.

"Who- who are you?!!!" Yelled Malfoy.

"We're the Slytherin dancers, Draco!" The said in a sing-song-voice.

"We have a song for you about the perfect Slytherin christmas!"

Proffeser Snape, started to play the piano, and the dancers sang:

When the white snow turned red,

All the Gryfindors dead

So were the Hufflepuffs to,

They were hit with a shoe,

Ravenclaw were very dead,

Each one shot in the head!

The Slytherin's were victorios!

Crap, this quiet is boring us!

We have to find more people to kill

Or We ai'nt gonna pay dat electric billlllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Draco woke up with a start. The dancers had bored him to sleep. But then he slapped himself.

"That would be a perfect christmas," He said. "But it's not to late! I got an idea! Oh, Proffeser Snape...."

THE END???????????

A/N Sorry about this. I do not own these characters. This song also was helped written by my friend, Slynk, who is currently a writer under the name of Slynk182. Hoped you like it! Ciao!