Author's note: So this is 'bout Jun's birthday party but a bit special
ones. So read and find out how special!
Disclamer: We don't own Tekken...
It was a very special day. It was Jun's birthday. She had invited all the relatives and some of her friends to celebrate this wonderful day. All the guests were already arrived and they were hanging around, talking each other. Suddenly Christie starts to speak loud.
Christie: I thought that we could, like, play one game. I, like, read it from a magazine. It goes, like, I mean, we have to, like, criticize, each other, like eyes, and so on. Like, ya people, understand?
Jun: Actually I didn't plan anything like that and I think that-----
Christie: Like, what do you think, Anna?
Anna: It sounds great! Finally I'll know what others think 'bout me...!
Julia: No offence, Anna, but do you REALLY wanna know?
Michelle: Julia! That wasn't very nice!
Anna: What do you mean, Julia?
Julia: Err.. Nothing...
Anna: If I would be you I would shut up! With that hair and clothes! Geez!
Julia: Mom! She's teasing me!
Michelle (whispers to Julia): Don't care about her, dear. She's just jealous.
Julia: Yeah... You're probably right.
Christie: What about that game..?
Nina: Let's play it!
Christie: Great! Now you have to, like, write something, like, hair, on the paper, and then we will, like, criticize, like, everyone. You can, like, put many things.
Xiaoyu: I'll get the paper!!
*Xiaoyu runs to the workroom and gets back with a pile of paper and gives one to everybody.
Kazuya: Maybe it's better than only girls play this game, right?
Paul: But I.... What the hell.. Where's the beer?
Law: Yei! Beer for me too!!
Paul: Forest, don't you remember? Marshall said no beer for you, and it means that! I promised him that I would take care of you.
Law: But he's not even here and he said that I couldn't drink if YOU wouldn't drink either!
Paul: Oh, darn it.... I forget that.. Well come on, let's have a beer!
Jin: Hwoarang, why don't you play?
Hwoarang: Didn't you hear? Kazuya said that only girls would play this.
*Jin grins.
Hwoarang: I'M NOT A GIRL YOU SON OF A DEVIL!!
*Kazuya gives Hwoarang a murderous look.
Hwoarang: I'll.. I'll keep my mouth shut.
*Hwoarang runs to Paul to "safe".
Paul: Man, what are you doing?? Get off me!!
Hwoarang: Sorry...
*Hwoarang runs to Christie.
Christie: Like, what d' ya want?
Hwoarang: PLEASE SAFE ME!!!
Christie: Oh, like, from what?
Hwoarang: FROM KAZUYA!!!!
*Kazuya smirks.
Hwoarang: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!
*He runs to another room.
Bryan: Hahahahhahahehehehehhehehehahhahahehehe...
Anna: Stop laughing!
*Bryan keeps laughing when Anna slaps him. Bryan stops.
Bryan: Ouch! That hurt..!
Christie: Can't we, like, just start the game, like, now?
Jun: Do we really have to..?
Christie: Yea, it's, like, really funny! We can, like, criticize you first, and if ya then don't like it, we can, like, stop it.
Jun: Oh.. Okay..
Christie: The boys can, like, watch the game and, like, give us ideas, like, what to criticize.
*Girls gather around and boys sit a side to watch girls game. Hwoarang comes from the other room to watch the game too. Then everyone writes something what they could criticize.
Christie: All ready? OK, like, give the papers to me.
*Everyone gives the paper to Christie.
Christie: Like, thanks. Ok let's see.... We're gonna criticize Jun's eyes.. Mouth... Oh, body...
Jun: Oh, for Christ's sake! You're gonna criticize my body?!
Christie: Like, yeah. Then nose... Then breas----- What!?? Who wants us to, like, criticize Jun's breasts??!
All boys except Jin and Kazuya: WE do!!
Jun: WHAT?!! My breasts?! Who write that paper??!
*Everyone looks each other.
Bryan (whispers to Paul): Man, was it you??
*Paul grins.
Jun: Paul?? Was it you?!
Paul: Well I thought it would be fun!
Jun: Fun?!! There's no way that you're gonna criticize my breasts!
Paul: Fine! It was just a suggestion.
Kazuya: YOU!! Leave my wife alone!!
Paul: NEVER!!
Kazuya: WHAT?!! Why you little-----
*Kazuya runs to Paul and tries to knock him out but Jun stops him.
Jun: Kazuya stop! There's no reason to start a fight!
Kazuya: Yes there is! He just said that he's not gonna leave you alone!!
Jun: Oh honey, he's drunk and says a lot of things he don't mean. Go back to your seat so we can start this stupid game.
Kazuya: If you insist..
*Kazuya goes back to his seat.
Christie: So we can, like, continue, eh?
Jun: Yes.
Christie: OK. So, like, I read the rest of the papers, like, to know what we can, like, criticize. So we're gonna, like, criticize Jun's eyes, mouth, nose, body, clothes and, like, finally entireness. You have to put, like, a number from 4-10 on you're paper, like, to tell what do you think of that point we're criticizing. So first, Jun sits, like, there.
*Christie points a chair.
Christie: So we all can, like, look at her while we're, like, criticizing her.
Nina: Okay, Jun sit on the chair!
*Jun sits on the chair embarrassed.
Jun: This is so humiliating!
Christie: So first we're gonna criticize Jun's eyes.
*The girls try to look Jun's eyes but it's almost impossible 'coz Jun turns her head all the time.
Christie: Jun, would you, like, stay still?
*Jun sighs and stays still.
Christie: So everyone is, like, ready?
Girls: Yep!
Christie: OK, like, next will be mouth.
*Again girls look at Jun and then they write a number.
Christie: Ready?
*Girls nodded.
Christie: Next nose...
15 MINUTES LATER
Christie: So, now we have, like, criticize everything we're, like, gonna criticize. Give the papers, like, to me now, please.
*Everyone hands a paper to Christie.
Christie: OK..
*Christie mixes the papers.
Christie: OK. So I, like, read what you and me, of course, like, think about Jun's eyes.
*Christie reads the papers.
Christie: Hmm.. Interesting.. The numbers are: 9, 9, 8, 10, 9, 10... Pretty good!
*Boys cheer.
Jun: Oh my... I'm flattered... I guess.
Christie: Let's see what we say 'bout the mouth.. Geez.. You're doing great, sweetie. Numbers are: 10, 9, 10, 10, 9, 8!
*Boys cheer even harder. Paul gives a loud whistle.
*Jun blushes.
*Kazuya gives an evil look to Paul.
Kazuya: DON'T MESS WITH MY WOMAN!
Paul: Relax, man.
Christie: Then nose: 8, 9, 10, 9, 8 and 10! And - WOW! - Jun's body gets 9, 10, 9, 9, 10, 9! And clothes (A/N: Jun wears his white dress, from the Tekken Tag intro) are 9, 8, 10, 9, 7, 9.
Kazuya: Who dared to give her 7?!!
Nina: I did. And it's almost too much for THAT dress.
Julia: Oh yea, look at your own dress.
Nina: You little-----
Jun: Oh shut up. I wanna hear my entireness.
Christie: You get 10, 10, 9, 10, 10 and 8.
*Audience cheer and AGAIN Paul whistles.
Kazuya: Did you just whistled?!!
Paul: Err... No.
Kazuya: Well good.
*Paul rolls his eyes.
Christie: Okay, so, like, Jun got pretty good points. Jun you, like, wanna continue the game?
Jun: Yes! This is fun! I want to criticize you too.
Christie: OK, so who's, like, gonna be next?
Michelle: Me!!
Julia: Mom?! You wanna be criticized?
Michelle: Of course!
Christie: Okay, can you, like, switch places with Jun?
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Author's note: What did you like? We're gonna continue as soon as possible. We have little busy time right now 'coz of school and everything so till then, bye, bye!
Disclamer: We don't own Tekken...
It was a very special day. It was Jun's birthday. She had invited all the relatives and some of her friends to celebrate this wonderful day. All the guests were already arrived and they were hanging around, talking each other. Suddenly Christie starts to speak loud.
Christie: I thought that we could, like, play one game. I, like, read it from a magazine. It goes, like, I mean, we have to, like, criticize, each other, like eyes, and so on. Like, ya people, understand?
Jun: Actually I didn't plan anything like that and I think that-----
Christie: Like, what do you think, Anna?
Anna: It sounds great! Finally I'll know what others think 'bout me...!
Julia: No offence, Anna, but do you REALLY wanna know?
Michelle: Julia! That wasn't very nice!
Anna: What do you mean, Julia?
Julia: Err.. Nothing...
Anna: If I would be you I would shut up! With that hair and clothes! Geez!
Julia: Mom! She's teasing me!
Michelle (whispers to Julia): Don't care about her, dear. She's just jealous.
Julia: Yeah... You're probably right.
Christie: What about that game..?
Nina: Let's play it!
Christie: Great! Now you have to, like, write something, like, hair, on the paper, and then we will, like, criticize, like, everyone. You can, like, put many things.
Xiaoyu: I'll get the paper!!
*Xiaoyu runs to the workroom and gets back with a pile of paper and gives one to everybody.
Kazuya: Maybe it's better than only girls play this game, right?
Paul: But I.... What the hell.. Where's the beer?
Law: Yei! Beer for me too!!
Paul: Forest, don't you remember? Marshall said no beer for you, and it means that! I promised him that I would take care of you.
Law: But he's not even here and he said that I couldn't drink if YOU wouldn't drink either!
Paul: Oh, darn it.... I forget that.. Well come on, let's have a beer!
Jin: Hwoarang, why don't you play?
Hwoarang: Didn't you hear? Kazuya said that only girls would play this.
*Jin grins.
Hwoarang: I'M NOT A GIRL YOU SON OF A DEVIL!!
*Kazuya gives Hwoarang a murderous look.
Hwoarang: I'll.. I'll keep my mouth shut.
*Hwoarang runs to Paul to "safe".
Paul: Man, what are you doing?? Get off me!!
Hwoarang: Sorry...
*Hwoarang runs to Christie.
Christie: Like, what d' ya want?
Hwoarang: PLEASE SAFE ME!!!
Christie: Oh, like, from what?
Hwoarang: FROM KAZUYA!!!!
*Kazuya smirks.
Hwoarang: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!
*He runs to another room.
Bryan: Hahahahhahahehehehehhehehehahhahahehehe...
Anna: Stop laughing!
*Bryan keeps laughing when Anna slaps him. Bryan stops.
Bryan: Ouch! That hurt..!
Christie: Can't we, like, just start the game, like, now?
Jun: Do we really have to..?
Christie: Yea, it's, like, really funny! We can, like, criticize you first, and if ya then don't like it, we can, like, stop it.
Jun: Oh.. Okay..
Christie: The boys can, like, watch the game and, like, give us ideas, like, what to criticize.
*Girls gather around and boys sit a side to watch girls game. Hwoarang comes from the other room to watch the game too. Then everyone writes something what they could criticize.
Christie: All ready? OK, like, give the papers to me.
*Everyone gives the paper to Christie.
Christie: Like, thanks. Ok let's see.... We're gonna criticize Jun's eyes.. Mouth... Oh, body...
Jun: Oh, for Christ's sake! You're gonna criticize my body?!
Christie: Like, yeah. Then nose... Then breas----- What!?? Who wants us to, like, criticize Jun's breasts??!
All boys except Jin and Kazuya: WE do!!
Jun: WHAT?!! My breasts?! Who write that paper??!
*Everyone looks each other.
Bryan (whispers to Paul): Man, was it you??
*Paul grins.
Jun: Paul?? Was it you?!
Paul: Well I thought it would be fun!
Jun: Fun?!! There's no way that you're gonna criticize my breasts!
Paul: Fine! It was just a suggestion.
Kazuya: YOU!! Leave my wife alone!!
Paul: NEVER!!
Kazuya: WHAT?!! Why you little-----
*Kazuya runs to Paul and tries to knock him out but Jun stops him.
Jun: Kazuya stop! There's no reason to start a fight!
Kazuya: Yes there is! He just said that he's not gonna leave you alone!!
Jun: Oh honey, he's drunk and says a lot of things he don't mean. Go back to your seat so we can start this stupid game.
Kazuya: If you insist..
*Kazuya goes back to his seat.
Christie: So we can, like, continue, eh?
Jun: Yes.
Christie: OK. So, like, I read the rest of the papers, like, to know what we can, like, criticize. So we're gonna, like, criticize Jun's eyes, mouth, nose, body, clothes and, like, finally entireness. You have to put, like, a number from 4-10 on you're paper, like, to tell what do you think of that point we're criticizing. So first, Jun sits, like, there.
*Christie points a chair.
Christie: So we all can, like, look at her while we're, like, criticizing her.
Nina: Okay, Jun sit on the chair!
*Jun sits on the chair embarrassed.
Jun: This is so humiliating!
Christie: So first we're gonna criticize Jun's eyes.
*The girls try to look Jun's eyes but it's almost impossible 'coz Jun turns her head all the time.
Christie: Jun, would you, like, stay still?
*Jun sighs and stays still.
Christie: So everyone is, like, ready?
Girls: Yep!
Christie: OK, like, next will be mouth.
*Again girls look at Jun and then they write a number.
Christie: Ready?
*Girls nodded.
Christie: Next nose...
15 MINUTES LATER
Christie: So, now we have, like, criticize everything we're, like, gonna criticize. Give the papers, like, to me now, please.
*Everyone hands a paper to Christie.
Christie: OK..
*Christie mixes the papers.
Christie: OK. So I, like, read what you and me, of course, like, think about Jun's eyes.
*Christie reads the papers.
Christie: Hmm.. Interesting.. The numbers are: 9, 9, 8, 10, 9, 10... Pretty good!
*Boys cheer.
Jun: Oh my... I'm flattered... I guess.
Christie: Let's see what we say 'bout the mouth.. Geez.. You're doing great, sweetie. Numbers are: 10, 9, 10, 10, 9, 8!
*Boys cheer even harder. Paul gives a loud whistle.
*Jun blushes.
*Kazuya gives an evil look to Paul.
Kazuya: DON'T MESS WITH MY WOMAN!
Paul: Relax, man.
Christie: Then nose: 8, 9, 10, 9, 8 and 10! And - WOW! - Jun's body gets 9, 10, 9, 9, 10, 9! And clothes (A/N: Jun wears his white dress, from the Tekken Tag intro) are 9, 8, 10, 9, 7, 9.
Kazuya: Who dared to give her 7?!!
Nina: I did. And it's almost too much for THAT dress.
Julia: Oh yea, look at your own dress.
Nina: You little-----
Jun: Oh shut up. I wanna hear my entireness.
Christie: You get 10, 10, 9, 10, 10 and 8.
*Audience cheer and AGAIN Paul whistles.
Kazuya: Did you just whistled?!!
Paul: Err... No.
Kazuya: Well good.
*Paul rolls his eyes.
Christie: Okay, so, like, Jun got pretty good points. Jun you, like, wanna continue the game?
Jun: Yes! This is fun! I want to criticize you too.
Christie: OK, so who's, like, gonna be next?
Michelle: Me!!
Julia: Mom?! You wanna be criticized?
Michelle: Of course!
Christie: Okay, can you, like, switch places with Jun?
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Author's note: What did you like? We're gonna continue as soon as possible. We have little busy time right now 'coz of school and everything so till then, bye, bye!