Unknown: Hey, I seen you on the bus today!
Me: Okay but who's this?
Unknown: I'm V, I was sat behind you on the bus, Jungkook.
Me: Someone was sat behind me???
Me: How did you get my name and number?
V?: It's in your wallet.
Me: You're the one that stole my wallet aren't you?!
V?: Stole? More like rescued it. You dropped it when you stood, keeping it in your back pocket is stupid. Anyway, when you dropped it some cunt that was in the row beside you went to take it, however I, the heroic V, grabbed it before they could and said that you and I are close friends.
Me: Oh
Me: Thanks, V, I suppose. When do I get it back though? It kind of has my money in it.
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