A man sits in plane seat, his hair is mat, it was always mat.
Woman: Do you need anything sir?
Man: Uh, no thanks. You?
The woman smiled and walked across the aisle to the next person.
Soon everyone was served and a voice rang through the plane.
Pilot: We are experiencing some difficulties, please remain in your seats.
Man: Oh great, all I need, now I'm gonna be la…
Boom! commercial!
The Man looked around, he was on the ground and there were whispers and noises all around him.
Man: What the?
He tried to get up, but failed to do so. A man suddenly appeared and pulled something off his chest.
Pulled-something-off-chest-guy: Are you ok?
Man: Uh, yeah, I think so, where are we?
Pulled-something-off-chest-guy: Don't know, can you move?
Man: I guess.
The man moved his legs, and moved his arm… arm?
Man: My arm, I think something is on it.
Pulled-something-off-chest-guy: No, it looks broken, lets try to move you.
Man: Is it, night-time?
Pulled-something-off-chest-guy: Yeah, I think you were out for quite a while, its luckly that Lockespotted you.
Man: Who?
Another man was next to him, he looked like some sort of a solider.
Locke (apparently): Lets get you up.
The two lifted the man and carried him back to the wreckage of the what appeared to be the plane.
Locke: Do you have a name?
Man: Uh, yeah sure. Its Mac, Malion Mac.
Pulled-something-off-chest-guy: Well I'm Jack, nice to meet you.
It would seem that the plane had crashed, but Malion wasn't sure anymore, it was a weird day indeed.
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wind noise
Malion: Now class, what is this?
Class: A cow!
Malion: Very good, now what does the cow say?
Class: Mooooooo!
Malion: Very good, now class, recess time.
Class: Yay!
The class clears and a young woman comes in.
Woman: Hey cutie.
Malion: Mary, I didn't know you were coming, such a pleasant surprise.
Mary: Well, I never miss my finance's first day back to work.
Malion: Aww, thanks sweetie, can you belive they gave me 16 kids already.
Mary: I do, you're the best teacher in town.
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Some woman: Is he okay?
Jack: Hopefully, but his right arm looks pretty ruff.
Some big guy: Yeah dude, that's not cool.
Jack: Clear a spot.
Jack and Locke lowered Malion onto the floor of the small tent.
Jack: Now let's see that arm.
Jack studies the wound, and frowns.
Jack: I'm sorry, but with the medicine I have, there's nothing I can do to save your arm.
Malion: What? What are you going to do then?
Jack: It looks like I'll have to amputate.
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That woman who was referred to as 'Some Woman': Is he going to be okay Jack?
Jack: Yes Kate, but his arm wont, I'll have to remove it.
Kate: Oh no, that's terrible.
Malion: I can hear you!
Kate: Oh sorry.
Kate exited quickly. Jack walked over to Malion.
Malion: Oh well, just get it over.
Jack inserted a needle into Malion's arm, Malion began to feel sleepy. He closed his eyes and began a dreamless rest.
He woke in a sweat, there was blood everywhere.
Malion: Get it over with!
Jack: It Is over.
Malion looked at his right arm, which was just a bloody empty sleeve.
Jack: It was a huge success considering the conditions, now I want you to rest for a few days, it's going to take awhile before that gash heals up.
wind
Mary: Are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna kiss me?
Malion: Oh sorry, thinking about something or another.
Malion leans over and kisses Mary on the lips. She laughs.
Malion: What's so funny?
Mary: Nothing, I'm just glad you are back, now kiss me like a man.
Malion twitched and leaned forward.
Class: Oooooh!
His class was standing in the doorway.
Malion: Ha ha, sorry about that Mary, I guess we can smooch latter like grown-ups do.
His class made various noises, but mostly of disgust.
Kid: Eww, kissy stuff.
Mary: Well bye Mr. Mac, I'll see you later.
Malion: Ok Miss Retorian. Later it is then.
Mary smiled and walked slowly out of the room. Malion sighed deeply as his class sat on the floor.
Malion: Now where were we, oh yes. I'm going to tell you about the great white polar bear.
Kids: Oooooooooh!
Malion whispered quickly to himself as he picked up a book.
Malion: Man she was hot, I'm the luckiest man alive.
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