A/N: All right! I've been meaning to write this for quite a while! It's just a slight break from my other story, "Goaku: The Five Deadly Sins of Buddhism", which I STRONGLY suggest you read! -=shameless plug=- ^_^; Anyhow, here's the insanity!
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Inu-tachi all sat around the fire, taking in the beautiful scenery and the wonderful atmosphere. Kaede stoked the fire, and sighed.
Shippou soon got restless and bored. He walked over to Kaede and tapped her shoulder. "Kaede-baasan, how did you lose your eye?"
Kagome immediately looked embarrassed and ran up to Shippou. "Shippou-chan! That's not very polite! I'm sorry, Kaede!"
The elderly priestess shook her head, laughing. "Nay, child, 'tis all right. I knew this day would come, and I shall tell ye the story of how I lost me eye. Sit 'round yon fire, and hear me tale..."
[------Flashback------]
Kikyou hurriedly exited Onigumo's cave, leaving her pest of a little sister in her dust.
Kaede was out of breath, and ran as fast as her legs could carry her, yelling, "Onee-sama, onee-sama!!!!!"
Kikyou sighed in aggravation as she stopped in the middle of an open field, fiddling with her arrows and waiting for her little sister to catch up.
When she finally caught up, Kaede's breath was ragged. She quickly regained her composure and said, "Onee-sama, why did ye leave me behind in yon cave of Onigumo, me hardy?"
Kikyou clenched her teeth. "Why don't you just talk like a normal person?! Your pirate-talk is grating on my nerves and, above all, embarrassing me!!! So stop it, or else!"
Kaede scratched her little 5-year-old head in confusion. "Y'argh? Why doest it bother ye so, onee-sama?"
Kikyou let out a deranged laugh. "Hee hee hee hee hee! Hoo hoo! BWAHAHAHAHA! You wanna be a pirate so much, I'll make you a pirate! HA HA HA!" And with that, she grabbed and arrow and advanced on her little sister.
"NO, NOT ME EYE, ONEE-SAMA! ....Y'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
[------End of Flashback------]
"...." The whole group stared at Kaede in utter disgust and confusion.
Inu-Yasha was the first to speak. "Oh my kami...She actually GOUGED your eye out with an ARROW because you talked like a pirate? I knew Kikyou was a crazy bitch...."
Kagome avidly agreed, nodding furiously. "Yeah. Granted it's a tad annoying, but JUST because you talked like a pirate...man..."
Kaede smiled. "Y'argh...y'argh."
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A/N: All right, that's it for this little side story. There will be more, but, in the meantime, R&R, please? ^_^;;;
Ja, minna-san!
Ko-ko
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Inu-tachi all sat around the fire, taking in the beautiful scenery and the wonderful atmosphere. Kaede stoked the fire, and sighed.
Shippou soon got restless and bored. He walked over to Kaede and tapped her shoulder. "Kaede-baasan, how did you lose your eye?"
Kagome immediately looked embarrassed and ran up to Shippou. "Shippou-chan! That's not very polite! I'm sorry, Kaede!"
The elderly priestess shook her head, laughing. "Nay, child, 'tis all right. I knew this day would come, and I shall tell ye the story of how I lost me eye. Sit 'round yon fire, and hear me tale..."
[------Flashback------]
Kikyou hurriedly exited Onigumo's cave, leaving her pest of a little sister in her dust.
Kaede was out of breath, and ran as fast as her legs could carry her, yelling, "Onee-sama, onee-sama!!!!!"
Kikyou sighed in aggravation as she stopped in the middle of an open field, fiddling with her arrows and waiting for her little sister to catch up.
When she finally caught up, Kaede's breath was ragged. She quickly regained her composure and said, "Onee-sama, why did ye leave me behind in yon cave of Onigumo, me hardy?"
Kikyou clenched her teeth. "Why don't you just talk like a normal person?! Your pirate-talk is grating on my nerves and, above all, embarrassing me!!! So stop it, or else!"
Kaede scratched her little 5-year-old head in confusion. "Y'argh? Why doest it bother ye so, onee-sama?"
Kikyou let out a deranged laugh. "Hee hee hee hee hee! Hoo hoo! BWAHAHAHAHA! You wanna be a pirate so much, I'll make you a pirate! HA HA HA!" And with that, she grabbed and arrow and advanced on her little sister.
"NO, NOT ME EYE, ONEE-SAMA! ....Y'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
[------End of Flashback------]
"...." The whole group stared at Kaede in utter disgust and confusion.
Inu-Yasha was the first to speak. "Oh my kami...She actually GOUGED your eye out with an ARROW because you talked like a pirate? I knew Kikyou was a crazy bitch...."
Kagome avidly agreed, nodding furiously. "Yeah. Granted it's a tad annoying, but JUST because you talked like a pirate...man..."
Kaede smiled. "Y'argh...y'argh."
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A/N: All right, that's it for this little side story. There will be more, but, in the meantime, R&R, please? ^_^;;;
Ja, minna-san!
Ko-ko