Akamaru started to run as fast as his little legs could take him. He was running away from everything. Kiba, Amatsu, and himself.
It all started when Kurenai suggested that Kiba would be more powerful with two dogs.
Kiba if you really wanted to get stronger you would have two dogs instead of one, said Kurenai one day after training.
Kiba raised an eyebrow.
How would Akamaru handle having another dog around?
Kiba thought about it for a moment, Akamaru was a strong dog. He could handle this.
One week later┘
A cage arrived during a training session. The cage was shaking violently, black fur was visible through the bars of the cage.
Akamaru, gave the box a strange look, and began to walk toward it cautiously. Then, the large black dog broke out of the cage and jumped on top of Shino. Violently the dog began to hump Shino.
Angrily Shino's bugs swarmed around the dog's eyes, and ever since that Kiba and Shino hadn't been speaking (although Shino really doesn't speak much). Since, Shino was now out of the dog's life it's new target was Akamaru.Wonder, who he's going to be humping now? Akamaru thought, I wonder where Shino went, no one has seen him since he wandered into the girl's bathroom an hour ago. Akamaru hadn't seen Choji in a while either, probably he had wandered into the girls bathroom with Shino.
Akamaru was shocked when ten seconds later Amatsu began to hump him.
"What the frick?" thought Akamaru, trying to run away from Amatsu.
Kiba laughed his head off.
"That...dog...is a...BOY!!!" he said between tears of laughter.
Amatsu continued to hump Akamaru, while Akamaru was busy trying to get away.
Kiba came to love his new dog Amatsu more than Akamaru for the sole reason that he was so darn hilarious
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Kiba made Akamaru's life a living hell for the next 6 days.
Kiba made sure that Amatsu had a dog bed next to Akamaru, he made sure that Amatsu trained with Akamaru, and he made sure that Amastu tried to hump him at least 15 times a day.
Akamaru was just sick and tired of it, so he decided to write a farewell letter to Kiba before leaving Konoha.
Dear Kiba,
I hate you, you son of a bitch. And not the good kind either, I mean the human type. I want you to go crawl in a hole and stab yourself repeadatly with a highliter until you die. I'm leaving you, you mother fucker, I hope you have fun with your new gay dog Amatsu, who by the way will start humping you once I leave. I will be back though to bite off your testicles and sell them on eBay for cash. So remember to keep one eye opening while you sleep, because I'm like the wind, I'm everywhere! Not that you'll be getting much sleep anyways, Amatsu will be humping you the whole night. I also hate Kurenai for making a stupid suggestion that started this whole thing. I'll be kidnapping her baby and selling it on eBay as well once it is born. So the whole point of this letter is to tell you I'm leaving and I hate your guts.
Yours Truly,
Akamaru P.S. I farted on your face in the middle of the night before I left.
So after placing the letter on Kiba's dresser, Akamaru was off.