A/N: A oneshot inspired by WindMistressYouna's story, "Fanfiction."

Togano's sunglasses gleamed in the glow of the computer monitor, and he beckoned Kuroki over to see the website he was looking at.

"Dude, look at this, this shit is completely out there," he said, bewildered. "I mean, who thinks up this kind of stuff? And why are we only in here for comic relief?"

Kuroki read the contents of the webpage and growled, "I'm not going to stand for this! Even Kazu has more coverage than we do!"

Shaking their heads in dissatisfaction, then both stood.

"Let's get some ramen."

"Alright."

The two of them left the Devilbats Clubhouse, where a computer had been installed recently for their convenience.

After a few minutes, the computer monitor began to go on hibernate, and the website "" disappeared.

"Fucking brothers, where the hell are you hiding?" Hiruma's roar was unnaturally loud in the silence of the clubhouse. He spotted the blinking light on the computer that indicated that it was still on. "Tch, why didn't they turn off the damned thing before they left," he muttered under his breath. He walked over to it and began looking at the website that Kuroki and Togano had left.

"What kind of shit is this?" he growled, scrolling through the page. "These internet morons can't even write properly, and the content is completely…what the hell…"

Suddenly, a devious look came into his eyes. He memorized the URL and opened his laptop.

"Time for a little fun."

Kuroki and Togano came back to the Clubhouse a little while later to pick up their bags from their lockers.

"Dang, I forgot to turn the computer off," Togano said. He looked and saw that the page had been refreshed, and that a new story had been added. "Huh, I've never seen this person's name before: "DeviloftheNight"? Hey, our names are here! Let's see…" His eyes roved through the story, and widened in horror. "Oh hell, Kuroki, get over here."

Kuroki walked over, yawning, "What's got your panties in a twist, man?"

"Don't be gay. Look. This story's about us, but it's completely weird!"

He read:

Kuroki stretched his arm across and caressed the shy Togano. "Shozo-chan, you know I'll always protect you!" he whispered in a voice that dripped with honey and desire.

Togano surprisingly took the initiative and clasped Kuroki's hand in his, "Koji-kun, whenever we're together as linemen or as lovers, I always feel safe." Togano began to kiss Kuroki, and his hand strayed down to his…

Kuroki screamed.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" he bawled, banging his head against the wall. "WHO WOULD WRITE SUCH FILTHY CRAP?!"

Kuroki put his hands together and began to pray that there would be a way, somehow, to get rid of the story and burn it in Hell forever.

The door of the clubhouse slid open, and Hiruma stood in the doorway smirking at the two.

"Oh? The two lovebirds are meeting for a torrid midnight rendezvous, eh? How scandalous!"

Kuroki began running towards Hiruma with fists flying, until he saw the latter holding up two items: a gun and a flash drive.

"Hey, you fucking brothers, you better come to practice every day or I'll publish every one of the fifty stories I saved on this flash drive. Believe me, it'll rise from a T to an M rating."

Kuroki and Togano quivered, struggling with the horror, and finally gave in.

"Fine, we'll be here. Just don't post those," they pleaded.

"Deal." Hiruma grinned. "Now get home."

When they had left, Hiruma opened his laptop.

"Maybe I should have told them about the stories I had saved on my laptop? Oh well. Hm…maybe an orgy with the Taiyou Sphinx will be good…" His devilish smile flashed in the dim clubhouse as he wreaked havoc online.