A Baby Bass

By: Shelby

"A baby? Really?"

"Bass, I'm not going to say it again."

"Can you still—you know, get rid—"

"Don't even suggest that, Chuck."

"Each option should be considered, Blair. I'm not ready for a baby."

"Forget I even said anything. I can do this on my own."

"Get back here, Waldorf."

"Half of this baby may be yours, but it's inside of me. I won't tell anyone. We both know you don't want it."

"I don't know what I want. Well other than you."

"Just stop it, Chuck. You're only saying that because you—"

"Knocked you up?"

"Less decent of a term than I would have used, but yes. We had a one-night stand, I got pregnant, and now you think you want me again. But let's face it; you'd be gone even before the baby arrived probably."

"Man Blair, is that how you really see me?"

"No, but I can't see you ever wanting to settle down and help me raise a baby either, especially at our age."

"Only time will tell."

"Please just walk away."

"Quit trying to make me walk away, Waldorf. I'm not going anywhere."

"Really now? Well what about when I get huge and pregnant? Or when we can't have sex anymore because I don't want to induce early labor? Or when the baby cries at all hours of the night? Where will you be then, Bass?"

"Same place you'll be, wherever that will be."

"Time will tell I guess."

"Um… Am I crazy or was that just you actually agreeing to give me a shot?"

"Very funny, Bass. But seriously, if you want this with me then you're going to have to work for it. I can't be so forgiving now that I'm responsible for another life."

"Well then I won't do anything that you would need to forgive me for, or at least nothing that will really hurt you. I don't want to hurt you. You have my baby inside of you. And I love it because it's a part of you. I won't even care if it's a girl. But if it is a boy then—"

"Xavier would be a good name for it."

"You do love me, Waldorf."

"Zip it, Bass."

XOXOXOXOXO

A/N: Just a fun, little A-Z one-shot for Chuck and Blair. If you're a regular reader you know this isn't typically my style, but I still enjoy it from time to time. Anyways, I hope you do to. Let me know with a review.