This may have a questionable rating, but just to be safe rated T for Tease! You have been warned!
Takes place after fourth episode of the second season: Allison From Palmdale.
For the love of crunchy cheese snacks (not to be mistaken for the puffy ones) John could not let Cameron out of his sights. Sure, she protected him from minimal to dangerous threats from the future, countless times!
But she was broken, physical damage was made to her hard drive, and John wasn't even sure he was going to be able to fix her.
But she wasn't just some thing to be thrown away.
She saved him and he still needed her.
He couldn't risk another Allison glitch, so when his mother sent her on a little errand it was only logical of him to go with right?
The double doors swung open. Cameron was the first to walk in and John was not that far behind.
Down the aisles everything seemed to go smoothly. No meltdowns or glitches as they wandered down the aisles, that was until she suddenly stop and John almost crashed into her.
John looked at her and for a brief moment his green eyes met with her big brown ones. For millisecond, he thought he saw something. She turned away from him and entered the aisle, guess not.
He started to follow but froze in his tracks. His eyes widen in horror, this was what his mother sent her out for? He looked over at Cameron; in her own mechanical expression she looked just as confused as he did.
He did the only thing he could think of, he grab one bag and one box. It was soft and yet bulky in his hands and he blushed from embarrassment.
He looked around the aisle for assistance. He either really lucky or had the worst luck because the only other person (beside him and Cameron) in the aisle was a male store employee. It was better than nothing, right?
He cleared his throat. "Excuse me." He read his name tag, "Jack?"
Jack addressed him without looking up from his work. He answered, "Condoms can be found on the right shelf behind you." He continued stocking.
John did a double take.
He looked over to where Jack pointed at him. His face blush hot as blood rushed to different areas besides his face.
He exhaled and cleared his throat, "that's not-" but was interrupted again.
"And lubricants can be fo-"
"I don't need condoms!" He practically yelled. His face not only burned but he was beginning to feel very light headed. 'You gotta focus John!' He told himself sternly.
He opened his mouth but he couldn't verbally say it out, instead he held out the contents in his hand.
Jack stared in horror, mimicking first initial John's expression, and answered, "Dude, I just work here."
This was going nowhere; he sighed, and looked around for Cameron. He found her standing a foot away from him. Her head tilted in her usual mechanical way when she didn't understand.
Jack cleared his throat loudly, "You sure you don't need any condoms?"
What was this guy on?
John just couldn't take it any more so he ran. With the two items still in his hand, he looped his arm around Cameron, and went to the nearest checkout stand.
End!
If you don't know what John was buying it's because girls are complicated.
P.S. This was based off a chip of a movie I watched. It's called Ten Inch Hero starring that guy that plays Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles you hottie!
Kinda short I know, but it's all I have time for. Stupid senior year, it's literaly sucking the life out of me!