Diary of a nobody *************** Disclaimer: I own nothing

Summary: this fanfic is diary entries of Ron Weasley during 5th year. Rating: PG A/n: none

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Chapter 1(Diary 1)

October 31 Dear Diary, Today was Halloween. It was the most horrible Halloween I've ever had. It was all Harry's fault. Here's what happened.

*"Ron" Harry said shaking me "Ron, get up"

"Why?" I asked still half asleep

"Because its Halloween, we have to go get ready for our prank on Malfoy" Harry answered. He sounded very hyper, kind of like Colin Creevey

"Who cares, it's only 4:30 in the morning. Now let me go back to sleep. It doesn't take that much time to get ready for our prank" I grunted

"Well that's just the thing, it's not 4:30 it's actually 8:30. Your clock is wrong." Harry corrected

"Same thing" I growled

"No, not same thing. It's a 4 hour difference" Harry said

"Whatever. I just want a few more minutes of rest" I snapped

~See, he ruined my Halloween already. And by the way he's the one who changed my clock, I later found out. It's not that bad, but I make big deals out of everything for some reason. Later that day in the great hall ~" Ron, you have hardly touched any food Hermione said. She sounded like my mother "So, maybe I'm not hungry." I snapped "Well you usually eat so much, it's just not like you" Hermione said "So, your point is?" I gritted "Never mind" Hermione said

"Fine, you guys are bugging me today, I'm going to Hagrids. Don't follow me." I commanded

"Fine" Harry and Hermione said together

~And when I left the great hall who to follow me but Malfoy.

"Hey, Weasel, where's potty and mud blood?" Draco asked

"None of your business, they were bugging me so I left" I said

"Oh, ha, ha for you" Draco said

"Bye, Malfoy." I said waving

"Bye weasel" Draco called

~Well Halloween was a drag. Draco came over and spit and sneezed in my dinner. The food wouldn't refill itself so I didn't eat any thing. No one was generous enough to let me have anything of their own. Peeves poured Maroon paint on me when I was walking to hagrids. Maroon! I hate maroon! Now it won't come out of my hair. I was pissed. Then Filch took away 50 points from Gryffindor for walking when paint was dripping on the floor. Then Snape took away 30 points for talking to him. Very dumb reason. All I asked was when our potions project was due. He said "You know Weasley; I don't want to repeat myself. 30 points from Gryffindor for asking dumb questions." So gay.

Enough for Today, Ron