Sweetie Derelle opened her eyes. An effortless thing to do, right? That's not the case when doing so yields disturbing info, as was this case. Sweetie Derelle was lying on a hospital bed, feeling disoriented. I'd better check the surroundings, she thought. Well, for some reason, somehow she was wearing pajamas with Canada's leaf all over. Sweetie could now hear the beeping a cardiograph. I must have been downed somehow, she thought. At least I have a pulse. Looking to her left, she noticed what one could consider a generic hospital scene through a window. She thought, What the hay is going on? What ever happened to me? To her right was one of those calendars that has the date's number on a rippable sheet of paper with other details on top and a place to write interesting factoids on the bottom. Upon reading it, she knew something had gone terribly wrong.
October 9, 2013!? Sweetie Derelle thought. Then she read the random factoid on the bottom. Today is the release date of Just Dance Equestrian 4 in Americanada. I hear there's a VS routine called "Starships VS Rainbow Factory." I've got to check it out when I have the chance. Signed, Patient 10122014XY's doctor. PS, if you are awake, could you please say your number to let us know?
It felt as hard as Hades to process all of this. Sweetie could only collect the most important info, such as the fact that she wasn't in Equestria anymore. Next, she was in denial over the date. There's just one way to figure this out, she thought. "Ten twelve twenty-fourteen X Y," she uttered as loud as possible, which was quieter than normal. Sweetie could not recognize her own voice; it was lisp-ridden on the sibilants. But she had less time to think; not long afterwards, a human of 33 showed up. He was of seemingly American ethnicity, with a pale yellow lab coat and generic work jeans. However, his hair and glasses were ridiculous. His glasses were as thick as two slices of pita bread, and his hair could only be understood by the most insane of Pikmin fans at first glance: it was dyed a blend of red, hot pink, blue, yellow, dark grey, white, and deep violet. "Whatsh going on? Why ish my voish all funny? Who are you?" The human answered, "To start with, my name is Philip, and I am your doctor. Do you remember your name?" "Shweetie Derelle," Sweetie answered. "Ish it really the 9th? Of October?" Philip sat down and began to explain everything he knew.
"We found you, some pony that could have been your mother, and a Pegasus colt with a Wonderbolt jumpsuit. He looks like Soarin', who was texting and driving. If it weren't for Trixie's emergency call, you would have been hosed. Yes, the "Great and Powerful" one. She claimed to have witnessed the crash." After a pause, Philip asked, "What's wrong? Is something coming to you?" Something was, and it was making MOTHER 3 look lighthearted...