I saw this show's commercial on TV the other day, and couldn't resist trying Twilight Edition. Call me psycho, I don't care. I shall just throw bad reviews down the toilet like all the other billion psycho insults. I don't actually watch this show, so don't kill me.
"Oh. My. GAWD!" screeched Alice Cullen, startling Emmett who dropped his cards.
Edward took this opportunity to check his hand.
"God, Alice, what the hell is wrong with you?" Emmett muttered irritably as he scooped up his cards again.
"Let me guess. Neimen Marcus is having yet another sale?" Rosalie questioned sarcastically, rolling her eyes as she picked up a card from the deck.
"Or did I win this cards game again?" Jasper asked cockily, flexing his muscles.
"How rude" Alice pouted. "Just for that, I won't tell you" Alice sniffed and turned away.
Edward groaned. "Ok, ok fine. Tell us. And stop singing Barney!"
Alice shrugged. "I can't tell you."
"Alice! Just tell us already." Bella slapped down her cards.
"Fine." Alice sniffed. "Remember that TV show about those humans asking questions? Moment of Truth?"
Jasper groaned. "Alice, that was the lamest show on earth. Don't tell me that you got us excited about a celebrity edition of it."
"Well, if you count us as celebrities…" Alice said breezily, examining her manicured nails.
"Wait…What?!" Edward yelled. "You signed us up for the frikin Moment of Truth show?"
"Well…I didn't sign up for it. They asked me.." Alice beamed, looking around at the sullen faces.
"Alice, I will not degrade myself in front of that show." Rosalie crossed her arms.
"Beside, they don't ask embarrassing questions. And they know were vampire-"
"WHAT??" Emmett screamed, very girlishly. Everyone stared.
"Relax. Were under disguise. At least think about it? Please? For me?" Alice whined, putting on her infamous 'puppy dog face'.
"Fine. We will think about it" Jasper said.Alice grinned and picked up yet another card.
Good? Bad? Okay? Reviewers will be lubbed forever. Especially if it's positive. Should I go on? Well, I will either way. But it helps!