This is a couple of short one shots just to entertain people with their OOCness.
Hermione walked down to the usual platform. This year would be her first year teaching, and hopefully her last. She was badgered into leaving for Hogwarts by her boyfriend, Harry Potter. He insisted that she left so that he could get a hooker, and pay her fifty Galleons a night to sleep with him. Hermione upset, but angry decided to have fit revenge. So she not only gave her virginity away to Ron Weasley, but she killed Harry Potter, and Ron Weasley for being so lousy. She hid it so carefully that no one would ever find out.
"Excuse me. Are you a new Professor?" Hermione looked around, happy with her previous decision of murder. She nodded at the little girl, "But you're so young!"
"I know, sweety. They needed someone new to teach Astronomy, so I'm here." The little girl nodded, and skipped off to presumably gossip with her friends.
Hermione sighed wanting nothing to do but to finally get there, and start teaching. She felt that if she had something to preoccupy her time she wouldn't think about how she was the victim of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley's lousiness.
"Miss Granger, how pleasant to see you!" Hermione was walking down the halls to see what her new classroom looked like after three years. She turned around to see Flitwick.
"It's Professor you ugly bat. AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" Flitwick fell to the floor lifelessly. "Now, to clean this up. Trachimango Wandlimugunus. No one will ever know from my wand." She shrunk the body to fit in her hand and threw it to the lake. It landed with a splash.
Hermione walked away happily that day. That had been one of her funner experiences. She was glad that she decided to go through with it, and happier that there was no way of tracking it to her. Magic had its limits after all.
She wondered why they already had a new teacher to replace Flitwick while people looked for him. She just smiled and put on a worried look on her face. No one had suspected a thing.
"Professor Snape, can I assist you with potions?" Hermione wanted an excuse to kill him.
"Yes, you may." She looked at him surprised. He was up to something. He had to be. There was no way anyone could be that polite if it was a Snape.
"I want to have sex with you." She said pushing him into his room. If he really was up to something he would curse her out, then she could murder him.
He, instead of cursing, made a spell so both of them were naked. He thrust into her, and they had the most enjoyable night of both of their lives.
The next day Hermione killed all the teachers, except for Snape, making him Headmaster. He then told her something that made her joyful.
"You are a Pureblood, Voldemort's heir, and you will join the dark side, like me. We will produce an heir and live darkly."
"Okay." She said taking his manhood and putting it into her. They had sex for the next three months.
"And honey, the world lived free of Mudbloods." Hermione read to her daughter. She clapped at the end. A fly flew by and the little five year old girl took out her wand.
"Avada Kedavra!" Severus came into the room and picked up his offspring. He kissed her and patted her head.
"That's my girl."
~*~*THE END*~*~
Hermione walked down to the usual platform. This year would be her first year teaching, and hopefully her last. She was badgered into leaving for Hogwarts by her boyfriend, Harry Potter. He insisted that she left so that he could get a hooker, and pay her fifty Galleons a night to sleep with him. Hermione upset, but angry decided to have fit revenge. So she not only gave her virginity away to Ron Weasley, but she killed Harry Potter, and Ron Weasley for being so lousy. She hid it so carefully that no one would ever find out.
"Excuse me. Are you a new Professor?" Hermione looked around, happy with her previous decision of murder. She nodded at the little girl, "But you're so young!"
"I know, sweety. They needed someone new to teach Astronomy, so I'm here." The little girl nodded, and skipped off to presumably gossip with her friends.
Hermione sighed wanting nothing to do but to finally get there, and start teaching. She felt that if she had something to preoccupy her time she wouldn't think about how she was the victim of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley's lousiness.
"Miss Granger, how pleasant to see you!" Hermione was walking down the halls to see what her new classroom looked like after three years. She turned around to see Flitwick.
"It's Professor you ugly bat. AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" Flitwick fell to the floor lifelessly. "Now, to clean this up. Trachimango Wandlimugunus. No one will ever know from my wand." She shrunk the body to fit in her hand and threw it to the lake. It landed with a splash.
Hermione walked away happily that day. That had been one of her funner experiences. She was glad that she decided to go through with it, and happier that there was no way of tracking it to her. Magic had its limits after all.
She wondered why they already had a new teacher to replace Flitwick while people looked for him. She just smiled and put on a worried look on her face. No one had suspected a thing.
"Professor Snape, can I assist you with potions?" Hermione wanted an excuse to kill him.
"Yes, you may." She looked at him surprised. He was up to something. He had to be. There was no way anyone could be that polite if it was a Snape.
"I want to have sex with you." She said pushing him into his room. If he really was up to something he would curse her out, then she could murder him.
He, instead of cursing, made a spell so both of them were naked. He thrust into her, and they had the most enjoyable night of both of their lives.
The next day Hermione killed all the teachers, except for Snape, making him Headmaster. He then told her something that made her joyful.
"You are a Pureblood, Voldemort's heir, and you will join the dark side, like me. We will produce an heir and live darkly."
"Okay." She said taking his manhood and putting it into her. They had sex for the next three months.
"And honey, the world lived free of Mudbloods." Hermione read to her daughter. She clapped at the end. A fly flew by and the little five year old girl took out her wand.
"Avada Kedavra!" Severus came into the room and picked up his offspring. He kissed her and patted her head.
"That's my girl."
~*~*THE END*~*~