A really short one shot I thought would be pretty funny to see.

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Haku stood in front of the mirror examining his figure, he poked and prodded at his chest. He wondered why he hadn't noticed it before because it sure wasn't right, something was amiss and he intended to find out. He marched down the hall and knocked on the dark green door. A few muffled sounds were heard before the door finally opened, revealing a slightly pissed off Zabuza.

"What do you want Haku?" Bitterness laced every word that left his mouth while he stood in the doorway.

"What is the difference between a man and a woman?" Previous anger forgotten Zabuza stared worriedly at the boy before him.

"You mean you don't know?!"

"Well I know that women have breasts, but that's about it." Zabuza gave an exasperated sigh and rubbed the back of his neck wondering how to explain the concept of sex organs.

"Well you see…erm…men have things called penises and um…god damn! Didn't your parents ever teach you this?"

"No"

"You're a boy, shouldn't you know?"

"Well my parents never said much about it too me, I always presumed I was a boy because I don't have breasts…but now I'm not so sure." Zabuza held a clear look of horror on his clothed face again wondering how to explain this to a kid.

"Well do you have the male…bits or the female…bits?" Panic was very clear in his widened eyes.

"I don't know, that's why I'm asking you"

The older nin slapped his forehead then shook his head "Males have (sigh) penises and females have something known as a…" clearly embarrassed he muttered the rest of the sentence.

"A what? And where do you find this…pen-is?" And here he'd been thinking this kid was a genius!

"Well you usually find it in your pants…and you…um…pee from it…um…it sticks…out?" He scratched his head trying to find a more suitable explanation to give the gender confused boy, while Haku reached for his pants and inspected his…bits.

"Is it supposed to look a bit like a sausage?" Zabuza went a bit white at the child's honesty, confidence and above all his complete lack of modesty.

"Yes, does it have something…attached…to it?"

"Oh you mean the things that look a bit like meat balls in a bag?"

"Yes that means you're a boy, why the association with food and your bits?"

"I'm hungry" The man nearly choked on his own throat, did this mean the boy was gay? He sorely hoped not!

"Do you prefer men or women?"

"What do you mean? I prefer hanging out with men, why?"

The older man was feeling a little uncomfortable in the boy's presence, He was a man's man but he liked women for filling the blank space in his bed "Would you rather kiss a boy or a girl"

Haku had a completely disgusted look on his face "A boy?! Jesus why the hell would I want to be a faggot?! You are one sick prick, you know that Zabuza" (A/N I mean no disrespect, I apologize to anyone who prefers the same sex, we're a lovin' race after all) Haku walked back towards his room down the hall while the rogue mist nin stood in the same place dumbfounded and completely lost for words…well except for his utterance of the words 'Warped child'

Did it suck? If so tell me I can take it ; ) --- LOL, Please review. Thanks for reading!