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A Really Bad Harry Potter Fanfiction
So, like, once upon a time, there were these two really, really, really amazing girls. One was brunette, with deep cocoa eyes, and golden tan skin, and the other was sunny blonde with ice-blue eyes and pale, flawless skin. And their names were Saphira Rose Diamond Kallie, and the other was Golden Rose Heart of the Ocean Twinklestar, but they liked to be called Saph and Rose for short. And they were really, really powerful witches. Except, because they were Harry Potter's long lost twin sisters, (they and Harry were a set of triplets) and had to be protected from Voldemort's snaky, Michael Jackson-esque evil, they were never told about the magical world. However, when they were sixteen, Dumbledore changed his mind when he saw how powerful and beautiful they were. So he sent them the Hogwarts letter and told them about their relationship to Harry Potter. But Harry wasn't supposed to know. So the two girls were secretly transferred to Hogwarts, where everyone immediately fell in love with them. But Rose and Saph only loved Draco, and Draco was totally in love with them One night, Saph lured Draco up into the Astronomy Tower, and they had crazy hawt sehcks, with banana pudding. Saph didn't know that Rose had seen them go up into the Astronomy Tower together, and became so jealous that she screamed and btch-slapped Saph and locked her in the broomshed. While Saph was trying to get out, Rose Stunned Draco and kidnapped him from Hogwarts, and hid him away in the Shrieking Shack, where she tied him up and had her way with him. And Saph was completely heartbroken, and collapsed in sobs in the infirmary, and when Harry tried to comfort her, she was like, ew no, you're my brother. And Harry was so shocked he went into a traumatized coma. Voldemort saw his chance to strike down the Boy-Who-Lived-To-Hit-On-His-Sister, and broke into the infirmary, and was all, AHAHAHAHAAAHA, I HAVE YOU NOW! But Saph was all like, No you don't!, and dueled with the Dark Lord. Rose sensed that something terrible was happening, and ran back to Hogwarts, even though she had Draco in a really kinky blue and white sailor suit with a hat. Rose and Saph killed Voldemort together, and hugged each other, and promised to share Draco forever and ever. But then Harry woke up and was all No, Draco Malfoy will not touch my sisters, but they hugged him and told him that they still loved him as their brother, and that they would be a family forever.
The End.