Disclaimer: Same old. I don't own Harry Potter (the novels AND the person). Darn it.

A/N: Slash. That's right. SLASHY-SLASH WITH MORE SLASH AS A SIDE-ORDER!! ;P This is from Blaise's POV.

He always exits quickly to his private bedroom, exactly when the clock strikes 10 o'clock. I mean, nobody goes to bed at that time. Even the first-years. The thing is, he always leaves the door open for a second, as if to let someone pass through, then shuts it. But not before we hear a masculine giggle, but does not sound as if it were from Draco Malfoy himself.

But me and Pansy are getting a bit tired of his excuses, so we're going to find out who he's bedding, once and for all. In case you're wondering, we do ask him. And it's the same: I am not going to tell you.

So, of course, we just had to know. Yes, it's because we're nosey. All Slytherins are nosey.

DMHP

Like usual, he leaves the Slytherin Common Room at 10pm. Naturally, us being the Nosey-Snakes that we are, we Disillusioned ourselves and quickly followed his brisk walk. When he arrived at his room, he looked around, whispers, 'You here?' to which a voice replies with a soft, 'Yeah' and then he opens the door, pauses, lets the person through (giggling, of course). This was our chance. We quickly slipped in before Draco could shut the door on us, and looked around to find the Mysterious Person Who Is A Man But It Doesn't Sound As Good So We'll Stick With Mysterious Person.

There is no sign of another person. We see Draco shrug off his heavy cloak, but then, out of the corner of my eye, I see the bed dip slightly, as if the Mysterious Person sat on the edge of the mattress. Me and Pansy creep closer. Draco sees the dip in the mattress and smiles.

"Get your Invisability Cloak off now. No time like the present." Draco purrs, leaning into the cloaked figure.

I know that only one person has an Invisability Cloak at Hogwarts.

"In a rush are we?" says Harry Potter as he pulls off his Cloak and flings it to the floor.

"Hell, yeah." Draco replied, gently pushing Harry down onto the bed, with him following.

"Ooh, and I'd never of guessed, with that," Harry said, wiggling his hips under Draco's, "digging into mine." He smirked Draco's smirk and pulled his neck down for a kiss. Draco accepts and starts to moan as Harry's hips buck up.

"I don't think I'm gonna last even though you're only snogging me." Harry pants.

"Good." Draco whispers against Harry's lips. He grabs his wand and closes the curtains. Now all we can hear is long, loud moans, and the occasional grunt of, 'Harry!' or 'Draco!'.

I let the Disillusion charm to fade from me neck up and see that Pansy has done the same. She gestures towards the door. I nod and we quickly slip out.

"Erm... Well... I don't think either of us were expecting that!" Pansy mumbles.

"Me neither," I reply. "Me neither..."

The End (Reviews are welcome!!!! ;P)