Summary: Beast Boy's version of Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus. BB gets kinda angsty over Raven.

Disclaimer: Warner Bros and DC owns the Teen Titans, Wheatus owns the music and 169 of the words, and I own the… the… idea.

Remember Forces of Nature when Starfire calls Beast Boy a Klor-Back Varbler Nelk? Well I was re-watching season 1 (school holidays, nothing better to do) and this just popped up in my head. Consider it… a Christmas present. Since I'm probably going to be too lazy to write a Christmas story in two days.

Klor-Back Varbler Nelk

By Cindella

Her name is Raven

I have a dream about her

She rings my bell

I got training in half an hour

Oh how she rocks

In a cape and no socks

But, though she knows who I am

She doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a Klor-back Varbler Nelk, baby

Yeah, I'm just a Klor-back Varbler Nelk, baby

Come and play this on Gamestation with me - ooh

Her boyfriend's my best mate

He's got a gun for an arm
But he'd simply kick

My ass if he knew the truth

Yeah, we're quite close

But he'd have no trouble

Knocking most of my teeth out

Cause he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a Klor-back Varbler Nelk, baby

Yeah, I'm just a Klor-back Varbler Nelk, baby

Come and play this on Gamestation with me

Ohhh yeeaah, Klor-Back, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Ohhh yeeeeeaaaah, Klor-back, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Man I feel like mold

Cy's out and I am lonely

Lo and behold

She's walking over to me

This must be fake

My lip starts to shake

Of course she knows who I am

But why does she give a damn about me?

I've found this kind of cool racing game, BB,

Play with me today? Don't say maybe

Cause I'm just a Klor-back Varbler Nelk, baby

Like you

Ooh

Yeah, Klor-back, no, she doesn't know what she's missing

Yeah, Klor-back, no, she doesn't know what she's missing, yeaheaeah oh